[catherine]

i think you will find i was telling the diary never asked you to read it did i? so shut your yapping trap

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well you just cant argue with that can you?

Dear Diary,

Some fat lass is picking on me because I asked how fat she was.

Thanks,

Gaspode

[catherine]

how old are you? your about as mature as a child in nursery

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Are you telling me you read my diary entry Catherine? shocking.

My nephew is 4 and has been at School since september... its between 3 and 4 though. Fun ages.

[foot-loose]

well stop f*cking telling us how much you have lost.

Sorry Catherine, but that made me laugh!

[Yudster]

I think it very possibly made Catherine laugh too. It was funny! A cruise is a good diet incentive, I would imagine.

I hate cruises. Stuck on a boat with a load of probably wanky people you can't get away from, nothing to do but eat and drink, and no option to get off and go somewhere else. My idea of hell. Have a good one though Catherine!!!!!!!!!

[Boboff]

well you just cant argue with that can you?

Dear Diary,

Some fat lass is picking on me a fat bloke because I asked how fat she was.

Thanks,

Gaspode

How fat are you then gaspode ?

[Vivienne]

Dear Diary,
Today I STILL have the flu, and dreadful coughing which I am absolutely sick of.... . I have today asked for "flu advice" on the radio 1 msg board, and someone has told me to stick a kiwi under my armpits.....

[MK Chris]

There is no such thing as flu, it's just a cold for a hypochondriac.

[Vivienne]

O don't be ridiculous... I've got more than a cold..... I'll be lucky if I make it to the end of the week.

[Ballbag]

There is no such thing as flu, it's just a cold for a hypochondriac.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flu

[Vivienne]

aaaaaahhhh!

[foot-loose]

There is no such thing as flu, it's just a cold for a hypochondriac.

There is, but I doubt its what Viv has if she is able to cope with looking at a computer screen.

My mum had proper flu a few years ago - it wasn't pretty.

[Vivienne]

I am actually off work, foots.... and out at a local library to get some fresh air..... so there...... I'm going home for a nice hot bath now... I'll give myself sympathy for the rest of the day....

[Ballbag]

Off work and still out and about? Don't you get your self caught Vivian, I'm sure your boss wont take too kindly to you taking a sickie.

I had a friend who took a sickie to watch Everton play to stay up in 1998 (I think) they did stay up so he was glad he went, and he would have gotten away with it had a massive picture of him cheering with relief not appeared on the back pages of three national papers the following day. He was hauled into the managers offices where the papers were sitting on the desk, and promptly sacked.

[Yudster]

Sounds like an urban myth to me.......!

[Ballbag]

It does indeed, but I can assure you it's true Yudyud.

(can you leave the cynicism to me please)

[Yudster]

Aw, I like being cynical, does that mean I have to start thinking that Laura's Diary is true, and that she really is going out with a bloke she met through One Night With Laura, and it wasn't one big fat fake? And that Scott Mills is remotely interested in women? And that any part of their show is spontaneous? I'm not sure I can do this.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well you just cant argue with that can you?

Dear Diary,

Some fat lass is picking on me a fat bloke because I asked how fat she was.

Thanks,

Gaspode

How fat are you then gaspode ?

Hmm I'm not Rik Waller fat but i am quite a bit. I'm trying to think of a suitable comparison. I would say slightly less than Moyles.

Also I have lost no weight this week if you are interested in that too?

[Vivienne]

Dear Diary,

Today I am still off work.... today I am going to the swimming pool... can't wait !! Wey hey!!!

[Boboff]

Someone told me that if you are in bed Ill, and there is £50 on the floor, if you can get out of bed and pick it up, it's a cold, if you can't it's the flu, well or something else like a coma or what have you, but in the cold versus flu debate, it would be flu, if you see what I mean.

[Nicola_Red]

I've heard that theory for determining cold vs flu too boboff. In fact I first heard it from Dr Chris on This morning. He called it 'the Ten Pound Note test'.

[Zoot]

Someone told me that if you are in bed Ill, and there is £50 on the floor, if you can get out of bed and pick it up, it's a cold, if you can't it's the flu, well or something else like a coma or what have you, but in the cold versus flu debate, it would be flu, if you see what I mean.

What happens if you a snotty nose but been strapped to the bed in some kind of bizarre fetish game while your partner has gone to make a cup of tea?

[foot-loose]

Flu is horrible - you cant move or talk and light is painful. And it takes weeks to get over as well.

[Vivienne]

It's taking me ages..... which is why I am having to go to the pool to help me get over it today .....