[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i loved that guy

*weeps*

oh and Stickyspanner who was like a fatter Eddie.

[Ballbag]

Who makes you yawn on here? Yudster, Topher and Balls make me yawn.... just wondered.

Ta Viv

I miss Boboff. Balls was here yesterday, wasn't he? I hope they come back.

No I wasn't, is there an imposter balls?

I never saw Mr BFB yesterday - he might be away for the week mind - aint it holiday time for some?

He'll be serenading Mrs Ballbag with a ukulele and a mouthorgan somewhere. Possibly Blackpool.

Actually it was with an acordian, and it was in Clackton.

Why does Mouthorgan always sound faintly obscene?

Not as bad as flange, which I have to use quite alot in my job...... and bush and shaft. It gets extra obscene when you're discussing lubricating the shaft before putting it into the bush.

I know his real name, although he never told me, someone else did.

Sneaky....... keep that to yourself Yudyud... just like super ted's special magic word.

Cedric?

No.

Angus!

No, but that would be cool.

Tarquin?

*slap*

Tarquin?

Great minds think alike, I was about to post that

How about Quentin?

*slap slap*

Well I wasn't going to say Tarquin at first I was going to say Farquhar but I didn't know how to spell it and I don't think I do now.

*slap slap slap*.
I've got good breeding, but this is just getting silly

[Vivienne]

I'm sorry, Balls.... there was no need for this thread @ all. It was, as Catherine pointed out, v. childish.... I was v. angry last week !! (but that's no excuse).

[Yudster]

Who are you, and what have you done with Viv?!!! (smiley face smiley face, in case you thought I was being serious....!)

[timp]

How come you don't use emoticons yudster?

[timp]

[Yudster]

How come you don't use emoticons yudster?

The ones on here are just a bit boring - Fowler and some other people sometimes use really excellent ones, if I knew how, I would use some of those. Sometimes. You can overdo the cute pictures you know.

[Ballbag]

How come you don't use emoticons yudster?

Because it annoys the likes of me.

[timp]

Fair enough

[foot-loose]

**climbs back onto chair**

Did Viv just apologise?

Am I dead?

[Yudster]

Of course you are Foot Loose, we all are. This is Heaven, didn't you realise?

[Nicola_Red]

I know his name too *ner-ner-ner-ner-ner*

well if we're gonna be childish...

[Yudster]

He told me not to tell you.......and I'm scared of him.

[MK Chris]

Ah, now I know how you know.. he's clearly emailed Nicola for some redhead porn and then she told you.

[Yudster]

No - it was a one-time fellow traveller of his from UM who told me. Although I don't doubt that Nicola has heard from him in dubious circumstances, not for a minute.

[foot-loose]

you realise this is likely to turn out to be the biggest anti-climax ever!*

Plus, we have already ruled out Tarquin.



Ok, maybe not the biggest one, but it rates in the same league as the Millenium Dome. Or, in fact, the millenium!

[pinkysibbs]

Well I know BFB's real name and what he looks like,im so lucky!

[pinkysibbs]

aww maybe if you ask him nicely he will let you in on his secret!

[foot-loose]

"Today I brew, today I bake,
Tomorrow I will the baby take.
For the Queen will lose the game,
RUMPELSTILSKIN is my name!"

[Zoot]

It's like BfB is the forum's super hero!
Just a mild mannered janitor by day, but by night, he fights crime and boredom with his giant testicles of power...

nana nana nana nana BAG FOR BALLS!!!!!!

[Zoot]

And why not?

(Kudos for knowing that was hong kong phooey Charl!)

[foot-loose]

who has strangly stolen Batmans theme tune by the sounds of it!

[Walter Sobchak]

My Springer spaniel is called Penry, after Hong Kong Phooey.

Because he's a number one super guy!

Is it Sarge?
Is it Rosemary the telephone operator?
Is it Penry the mild mannered janitor?

[Boboff]

I once convinced a work collegue that my middle name (initial L) was Ludvig, I am wondering if baggie is called that also ?

[Ballbag]

Chaps and chapess's, I don't like all of this speculation...... please desist.

I am who I am..... Mr Ballbag. (I wish I was Ludvig Ballbag though, Ludvig Ballbag III.... that would be cool)