[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

hold their family hostage.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ahh easy then... what you need is something you can use up close on the spare of the moment.. what you need is a... TASER!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ANTIFURTO-AUTO-TA ... dZViewItem

[foot-loose]

it looks like something outta star trek!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

thats ridiculous you might hurt his ears.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

tell him you're gay that mighrt shock him?

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

make him think he's got a disease

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

or make him think he got some girl pregnant if he's that kinda guy

[Zoot]

Basically he's short (only about 5ft 5 at the most), curly hair and looks like a hobbit if you squint..

Put a sign outside your school that say's "You have to be this tall to enter"....

[MK Chris]

She said shock, not ridicule.

[Zoot]

She said scare actually,

[Yudster]

Hire a massive black lorry and stalk him in it. Have you seen Duel? That is scary. Or just stalk him. Boil his bunny. Or i could give you a oicture of my 18 year old son, he's bloody scary. Or dress up as a Korean student, chase him around the school with a (fake) gun shouting "you made me do it"?

Sorry, I'm not being very helpful - I'll give it some thought.

[MK Chris]

Or dress up as a Korean student, chase him around the school with a (fake) gun shouting "you made me do it"?

Controversial... yet topical. I like it.

[SAV1OUR]

The imagination can dream up more scary stuff than even real life can, its all about putting an idea in peoples heads, make them think something extremely bad has happened to you, it worked with that show 'Spooks'. When he put that poor womans head in a deep fat fryer, we're all left with our imaginations and what we think she'll look like when the evil mad man finally pulled her out (which we dont see, very effective)

But thats a very extreme idea, and would take a lot of setting up, theres always fake blood. He'd have to see it actually happen..and then the blood. Failing this, try and get in touch with them practical jokers the Jackass boys, or Dirty Sanchez, I'm sure they'd be rushing to condone all copycats out there..

[SAV1OUR]

Yes its 999....

....Actually no that was the one they rang when the prank went horribly wrong, no I don't have their number sorry. But yer know kids today they learn so quick, from all the advice given on these craaazy shows.

[SAV1OUR]

I used to enjoy tap dancing, that was until I fell in the sink, what can yer do. And with the Trafalgar Square shenanighans, its these pennies in yer pocket, they seem to want to jump out for a swim all the time, did you have any in your pocket at the time? They might have dragged you in with them for "good luck" as they like to call it..yeah right, and you're really supposed to believe that when yer soaking and freezing in front of all and sundry(!)

But there-in lies the answer, you can push him in to make you feel better, theres nowt like a quick cold splash to shock the system. (Think Dean Gaffney, those kind of yelps and arrgghs!!) You'll be laughing for at least a month after.

[Yudster]

The imagination can dream up more scary stuff than even real life can, its all about putting an idea in peoples heads, make them think something extremely bad has happened to you, it worked with that show 'Spooks'. When he put that poor womans head in a deep fat fryer, we're all left with our imaginations and what we think she'll look like when the evil mad man finally pulled her out (which we dont see, very effective)

But thats a very extreme idea, and would take a lot of setting up, theres always fake blood. He'd have to see it actually happen..and then the blood.

Nice suggestion. Very subtle and you know what, could actually work well.

Which bit were you thinking of trying? Please say the fake blood rather than the deep fat fryer....?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

get Scott Mills to ring him and adlib.

[SAV1OUR]

I didn't have any in my pocket and I already threw a penny in. I have thought about throwing a load of ice cold water over him. Its referred to as plan X so I can discuss it with people without him overhearing and being prepared for it. Even if it didn't work, be hilarious to see.

Yeah he might say "Thats a bit much Charls! Tell you what, next time, just give me a glass-full - oh - and stick a bit of Coca Cola in there too, might work better. Your other thread phobias and fears might help, sometimes these fears we have of certain creatures can play a blinder, just lock them in their room with their *favourite* specimen and hear him beg for freedom.

[SAV1OUR]

It isnt if you buy cheap rubbish fizzy pop that your mum used to buy, but no I wasn't saying that really, I was thinking of ways he might have reacted to the bucket stunt.

[SAV1OUR]

Its up there with water bombs, classic but not original, make sure you dont literally throw a bucket/bottle at him or you might have a job convincing him that the bloods fake, when it actually isnt. Anyway could do with some more ideas, or do you feel you have a good selection so far?

[Quincy]

cant you just creep up when he is asleep and shout?

[SAV1OUR]

Just try and lock him in a room with summat thats gonna bother him immensly, hire a big fat giggly man who is the only one in the village, dress him up as something a hobbit might like and have him chasing him around that confined room trying to catch him, once he begs to get out you'll have at least fazed him. Its all about taking power away from these smart arse know-it-alls.

[SAV1OUR]

Another league that, total and complete humiliation, tempting to think this is how the Virginia thing came about.

[SAV1OUR]

Thats to do with the law, they always have something kinky dont they, if they wanna be authoritive, wear the helmet.

....Don't make him put his police hat on now will you! Oh, and look! Hes reaching for his baton. Still, better a silly fetish for authority than biding your time then turning into Rambo.