Man Chops Off His Own Todger in Resteraunt

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By Yudster
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:38 am #280272
Ok, next time you are in Zizzi, don't have pepperoni on your pizza............
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By MK Chris
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:42 am #280273
I'm in London tomorrow, luckily not planning on going there though. Mrs Topher doesn't like Zizzi's ever since a couple of years ago when she felt ill after going there - it's a psychological thing.

By Ballbag
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 11:47 am #280275
Or the knob sandwich.
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By Yudster
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:57 pm #280281
I always said Ask was better.
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By Boboff
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:11 pm #280286
The dish may contain traces of penus
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By Zoot
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:17 pm #280287
The dish may contain traces of penus


I was going to correct you on your spelling, but I see what you did there...

Just don't ask for any Mayonaise!
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By Boboff
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:24 pm #280288
especially not Helmuts
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By Zoot
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:26 pm #280290
But please, go ahead and ask for Daddy's Sauce!!!!!
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By MK Chris
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 2:09 pm #280294
I always said Ask was better.

Ask is nice.

By foot-loose
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:30 pm #280296
ach have I missed more innuendo based gags again today!

Someone's already done the "may contain nuts" gag.

Did anyone try the spotted dick?
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By Zoot
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:44 pm #280302
ach have I missed more innuendo based gags again today!

Someone's already done the "may contain nuts" gag.

Did anyone try the spotted dick?


No, we were leaving that one for you Loosy.

Hehe, reminds me of King Ralf...

By foot-loose
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:05 pm #280304
howzabout the co.ck-a-leekie soup?

By pjordan2000
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:16 pm #280305
Waiter Waiter, there's a hair in my food.....

By foot-loose
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:32 pm #280311
Waiter Waiter, there's a hair in my food.....

Waiter: "you think thats bad, that woman had a whole knob land in hers!"
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By Yudster
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:47 pm #280316
What a double act!

By foot-loose
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:48 pm #280317
We're here till Friday - try the veal.

Don't have the plum duff tho...

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 5:55 pm #280332
theres so many things wrong with this thread not least the spelling in the title.

if you are going to chop your penis off surely the internationally recognised place to do it is The Fighting C*ck in Wolverhampton.

By Loudmouthed_Cutie
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:22 pm #280344
i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached
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By MK Chris
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 6:27 pm #280345
theres so many things wrong with this thread not least the spelling in the title.

Christ I didn't notice that. I think after being here so long you don't notice the spelling mistakes so much as there are so bloody many of them.

* Checks to make sure he hasn't made a typo *

By pjordan2000
-  Tue Apr 24, 2007 7:13 pm #280351
i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached


its in case he fancies seconds...
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By Yudster
-  Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:52 pm #280414
i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached


Apparently the attempt to reattach it was unsuccessful. Am I bad to think thats funny?

By Loudmouthed_Cutie
-  Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:30 pm #280461
i like how after cutting it offf he was sent to hospital to have it re-attached


Apparently the attempt to reattach it was unsuccessful. Am I bad to think thats funny?


i thought it was hilarious too

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
-  Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:58 pm #280481
if you like laughing at others misery... oh. wait. I do.
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