[Ballbag]

why would I want to climb a tree (confused face).

Post of the day Ladies and Gentlemen....... Vivian.

[Vivienne]

Eh?? I still don't get it ........ Morning, Groucho by the way

[Boboff]

To kiss Footie, as in Viv & Footie, sitting up a tree,
K
I
S
S
I
N
G.

*Giggle*

Whats it with you people at the moment, get on message Viv & Footie, your unusual obtuse tendancies need work !

[Vivienne]

Why would I want to kiss Footloose exactly tho'??? dunno where this all started.

Is there not a pond nearby where you can place yourself, boboff?

[Boboff]

I see what you have done there, then I would quite literally Bob off.
You are beautifull, inteligent and witty, oh how I love you

[Vivienne]

Yeh, love you to..... and I'll luv you even more when logged out

[Vivienne]

Charming as ever Fowler....

[SAV1OUR]

Oh but wouldnt it be deliciously evil to make a thread and post the log-out button link in it, to see how many fell for it and got logged out, I wonder if it would work, I personally would never do such a thing tho lol.

[Boboff]

Yeh, love you to..... and I'll luv you even more when logged out

I am almost out of logs as it happens, as we are not intending to light a fire in the evening quiet soon, but it's still a bit nippy chilly at night so fingers crossed they last.

[MK Chris]

I think she may be up one already, so she has an advantage there.

I think she fell out of one earlier in her life. No prizes for guessing what part of her landed first.

[Vivienne]

It's Topher alias Planet P****.

[Ballbag]

Pluto?

[Zoot]

Planet Pizza? You been watching Toy Story?

[Console]

Pluto's not a planet.

[Ballbag]

I'm from the past Console, where it is still thought of as a planet.

(good spot by the way)

[Yudster]

No, he's a dog.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Pluto's not a planet.

Its a Dwarf Planet are you saying that Dwarfs aren't real humans?

*contacts Campaign for Equal Heights.

[Console]

Of course Dwarves aren't real humans; like Elves, Halflings and Orcs, Dwarves are humanoid, but not humans.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

wow you daft heightist. im reporting you to these:

http://www.lpaonline.org/mc/page.do

[Console]

I find it odd that you came up with that address so quickly, and that you think I live in America.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was looking for Dwarf porn one day and stumbled across it.

[Console]

Ah, that explains it then. Well, I hope you eventually found what you were looking for, I guess...

[foot-loose]

I was looking for Dwarf porn one day and stumbled across it.

aaaaahahahahahaha

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm lost as to why thats funny? Do you find naked dwarfs amusing?

[foot-loose]

Dwarf porn. That you "stumbled" across.

You know, like "tripped".

Oh, never mind. I have a warped sense of humour.*


*I actually thought it was a deliberate play on words. No offence meant to those of a smaller nature