Zoot's Bar - Page 27 - chrismoyles.net forum

#281658

By Ballbag - Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:25 pm

- Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:25 pm #281658

You could just have her lied down next to you, with her paws in the air and crosses over her eyes.

I'm only 29 by the way.

#281659

By catherine - Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:40 pm

- Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:40 pm #281659

Both my cats had 4 kittens in their first litters, you can have your vet give it a kitten scan thats what we did when we was unsure once, also if they are eating more or looking in cuboards or wardrobes. If she is deffo pregnant then make a little cosy place for her with towels or an old sheet at the bottom of a wardrobe or something, so that she gets used to it before having the kittens, otherwise she will have them then move them around the house and you won't know where they have gone. Sheesh i sound like i breed cats for a living.

#281660

By Walter Sobchak - Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:49 pm

- Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:49 pm #281660

Sorry about your cat Yudster,
and sorry about your dog foot-loose.

Its always sad when a pet dies or becomes Ill.

#281667

By foot-loose - Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:20 pm

- Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:20 pm #281667

right, lets keep this with Yudster - Hollie is fine, she just has bad arthritis! (sp?)

*orders another voddie for yuddie*

#281670

By Boboff - Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:22 pm

- Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:22 pm #281670

get her a bag of nuts fott, she's slurring

#281697

By Yudster - Tue May 01, 2007 7:37 am

- Tue May 01, 2007 7:37 am #281697

........... I congratulated a girl I used to work with on her being pregnant on Saturday night. Turned out she was just a damn sight bigger than the last time I saw her. I felt a bit awkward.

Rule number one - never congratulate a woman on being pregnant unless you can actually see a baby coming out of her.

Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#281709

By foot-loose - Tue May 01, 2007 10:06 am

- Tue May 01, 2007 10:06 am #281709

No no, rule number one is never poke an angry wildcat with a stick.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUxJE2kK8CI

#281718

By Vivienne - Tue May 01, 2007 10:35 am

- Tue May 01, 2007 10:35 am #281718

Just a mineral water and some ice today, please... thank you ! :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

#281802

By Zoot - Tue May 01, 2007 7:03 pm

- Tue May 01, 2007 7:03 pm #281802

I want some of that yellow antibiotic stuff you get which tastes really nice and is luminious.

We could set fire to it and have a Flaming Zoot!

you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#281808

By DemonHorse - Tue May 01, 2007 7:37 pm

- Tue May 01, 2007 7:37 pm #281808

triple vodka and a drop of coke?

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#281816

By foot-loose - Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 pm

- Tue May 01, 2007 8:58 pm #281816

We could set fire to it and have a Flaming Zoot!

*clears throat and starts singing Cheers / Simpsons style*

"When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
Bills to pay, a dead-end job and problems with the wife.
But don't throw in the towel, coz there's a place right down the block...
Where you can drink your misery away...

At Flaming Zoots.... (Let's all go to Flaming Zoots...)
When liquor in a mug (Let's all go to Flaming Zoots...)
Can warm you like a hug. (Flaming Zoots...)
And happiness is just a Flaming Zoots away...
Happiness is just a Flaming Zoots away..."