The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
By jc
#28220
Hah, there was an earthquake in Dudley? There was a 5.5 here in Iceland last week. I've been here 19 times or so, and once to California, and I've never experienced an earthquake. Just my luck. - jc
By StaticFish
#28245
hmmm
By Jonny Hoare
#28246
I have bigger bowel movement than that earthquake
By Scottie
#28258
hhhhmmmm thats a nice thought to start the day...... :?
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By kendra k
#28260
or a way to give one nightmares beforebeds... damn time difference...

nightmares of corishmen, feces, and earthquakes loom
By Jonny Hoare
#28276
You see me point though


please don't have nightmares
By Everlast
#28517
No, but then again your point isn't a great deal to see
By Jonny Hoare
#28545
my bowels are like the san andreas fualt at the moment
By Scottie
#28546
I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say thank you so much for that insight into your bodily functions Jonny
By Jonny Hoare
#28549
my pleasure.... one moment and it could all slip away
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By kendra k
#28578
what's with jonny and uglybob going on about bodily function? the sound just like my grandfather...
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By Adam
#28581
Image

urmm yeah.. nice
By Jonny Hoare
#28603
Dyna Flakes
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By Adam
#33547
earthquake in manchester......

adam
By The Cornishman
#33551
The American tourists love our Earthquakes....
"Aw Frank quick get the camera,look at the little Earthquake isn't it cute,come on get a picture of me with the little adorable earthquake"
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By Adam
#33557
was on the phone to my mum and another went off at 12:45...
By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#33619
we felt it in bolton people were checkin that the buildings were safe...... it makes you wonder if anything major actually happens
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By Lawrie
#33620
ironiclly..i was in the bathroom doing what i needed to do at 8.50am!...i wonder!!
By Gigglyboots
#33622
Brushing your teeth for a pearly white smile

Erm, no earthquakes up here, lol. Anyone feel this one?
By Uglybob
#33640
giggly, a clean mind you have

i could think of other things
By Gigglyboots
#33642
I know, I mean what else could he be doing in the morning before he went out?!
Ok, I figured for myself, lol. Just for a change thought I should be little clean angelic gem.
By lister
#33663
I arrived in Manchester for Uni at 10.30 so I didn't feel the first one, but I was in one of the buildings at 12.40 and there was the first one which was quite bad and went on for about 5 seconds, then there was a gap for 10 seconds and it started again. My monitor shook anyway.
By M+L Fan II
#33672
midlanders are the fummest duckers ever

Well, if you are trying to change around 'dumbest *', than it should be; 'Fumbest duckers'. So who's the one who looks stupid now, hmmm?
it's not just the midlands- i hate plymouthians too. And Americans

So you hate Americans - but willingly use the internet that although was invented by a Brit, was developed by the Americans, and most of the programs and possibly even this message board are American. And presumably you don't listen to any American music. Or take adavantage of anything else in life that was invented or pioneered by the Americans - because that would make you a hypocrite, wouldn't it?
Now go away now, have a good think; perhaps even read a few books to improve your knowledge and then when you've finished licking your wounds you might be able to come back on here and post something without sounding like a completely ignorant little chap.
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By Adam
#33681
Chris, How full is your passport? You were in Geneva the other month... back to canada agan?