[bill-a-bong]

I AM THE MEAT

[Chris]

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[markool89]

[quote="foot-loose"]Who couldn't be into sausage roll porn?? [img]http://www.foot-loose.me.uk/smilies/drool.gif[/img][/quote]

LOL!!!
im not by the way!!....*cough*........

[nickynoo]

All this talk of meaty comestibles is giving me a fancy for a steak and peppercorn pastie.....Mmmmm! No room for veggie types here! (sorry)

[claradooblue]

Hey. Meat fascist. I bet your toilet smells lovely first thing in the morning after all those delightful pasties; that probably arn't even proper meat anyway.

[Yudster]

Oooh, are we going to have a veggie versus meat eater argument here?!

[claradooblue]

No. It's tricky to argue with a duck with sunglasses. Very one sided i find.

[Yudster]

I have a way of dealing with that which you might not approve of - I'd just eat the duck.

[MK Chris]

Duck is lovely.

[Yudster]

Indeed - I like it a bit more cooked than is currently fashionable though.

By the way Topher, have you finally killed viv? Two days and not a peep! Actually, foot loose has gone awol today too......you have been taking your medication haven't you Topher?!

[Boboff]

Footie and Viv are at it like Rabbits I bet........

[claradooblue]

Or even ducks. I'm fine with a bit of duck, as long as it's free range and shot out of the breeding season.

[Walter Sobchak]

Oooh, are we going to have a veggie versus meat eater argument here?!

Just thought of Harry Hill saying "theres only one way to find out ... FIGHT!"

[DemonHorse]

Footie and Viv are at it like Rabbits I bet........

Indeed. They blatently are and will try to return on different days to make it all look innocent...

[MK Chris]

By the way Topher, have you finally killed viv? Two days and not a peep! Actually, foot loose has gone awol today too......you have been taking your medication haven't you Topher?!

It has been nice hasn't it. Unfortunately it probably won't last (Viv not foot loose).

I really don't think I could spare the effort of going all the way up there. Placing a contract on her head, on the other hand...

[Yudster]

But you'd have to go up there to place a contract on her head. She'd have to keep really still too, and I'm not sure thats going to happen, she seems the hyperactive type to me.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i wonder whether duck sausage rolls would work hmm

[m73a]

lmfao, definitely going to draw i am the meat into some car dirt ^_^

[DemonHorse]

But you'd have to go up there to place a contract on her head. She'd have to keep really still too.

Not with a decent crossbow...

what are we talking about again?

[S4B]

I'm confused too but as I said before it doesn't take a lot!

[Yudster]

i wonder whether duck sausage rolls would work hmm

Duck sausage - goood. Pastry - goood. Whats not to work?

[foot-loose]

I wis up at St Andrews today with some nutty foreign golfers. They pissed off and let me read my book which I approved of.

Footie and Viv are at it like Rabbits I bet........

How much do you bet?

[DemonHorse]

so when's Viv back? Friday?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

i wonder whether duck sausage rolls would work hmm

Duck sausage - goood. Pastry - goood. Whats not to work?

hmm i dunno theres just some things that dont work. beer = lovely, beer soup = wrongness.

[S4B]

Have you tried Beer Soup? It could be good, warming and gets you drunk!