[S4B]

You could have my boobs!

[MK Chris]

I can sing

Then you're no good for the role.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

We need one talented one and then the rest dont matter.

[Ballbag]

We need one talented one and then the rest dont matter.

Then I'm your man. I am proficient on the piano, guitar, harmonica and drums. I'll be the modern day Gary Barlow, penning all the tracks and raking in all the money. You guys can just back me up. I just need to fashion a bleach blond flat top and we're away.

[claradooblue]

There's got to be a mouthy one to draw the press attention away from the lack of talent in the rest of the band.

[foot-loose]

you play the drums Mr Bawbag?

[Ballbag]

I dabble......although I am at present without a kit. Since moving into our new house Mrs Ballbag seems insistant on turning our small room (which currently has tons of boxes in it) into another spare bedroom for those rare rare occasions when we have two sets of visitors. I however am keen to turn it into my very own music lounge.

I'm winning the war at the moment by placing all my instruments in there and making it look nice like that.

[foot-loose]

i've got a kit but it takes up far too much space.

Plus the neighbours don't like it.

[MK Chris]

The neighbours (and me) don't like my dad's clarinet. Doesn't stop him playing it, unfortunately.

[pjordan2000]

i have a triangle. starting to get pretty good at it now

[DemonHorse]

I think the ideal solution is the air guitar, doesn't disturb the neighbours, easy to pack away. I also have air drums.

[pjordan2000]

I used to have an air recorder, but i couldn't get the hang of it so moved onto the triangle

[Ballbag]

I am also a master on the willy banjo.

[DemonHorse]

how about the pink oboe?

[foot-loose]

or the purple cow bell?



*tries to look innocent*

[Zoot]

Or a Mouth Organ?

[Ballbag]

how about the pink oboe?

Unfortunately some people have to settle with the pink piccolo *cough Mrs Boboff cough cough*. Other lucky ones are fortunate enough to have the opportunity to play the pink bassoon. Mrs Ballbag is very good at that particular instrument.

[Zoot]

how about the pink oboe?

Unfortunately some people have to settle with the pink piccolo *cough Mrs Boboff cough cough*. Other lucky ones are fortunate enough to have the opportunity to play the pink bassoon. Mrs Ballbag is very good at that particular instrument.

Mrs Zoot is a master of the Pink didgeridoo!





(so much so she never bothers with my penny whistle anymore...)

[Ballbag]

I bet Yudyud's a pro on the pink alpine horn.

[Vivienne]

the willy laminators

[Boboff]

how about the pink oboe?

Unfortunately some people have to settle with the pink piccolo *cough Mrs Boboff cough cough*. Other lucky ones are fortunate enough to have the opportunity to play the pink bassoon. Mrs Ballbag is very good at that particular instrument.

Tis true, but hey she plays it well, and often !

[foot-loose]

Mrs Zoot is a master of the Pink didgeridoo!


(so much so she never bothers with my penny whistle anymore...)

Apparently its all in the way the lips move? Thats what I find when I try playing my own didgeridoo anyways!

[claradooblue]

Circular breathing thats the key. You don't have to come up and gasp for air.

[foot-loose]

yea, i've tried that technique as well.

Not as easy as it sounds though!

[Vivienne]

i'm an expert everybody, ya know