[Vivienne]

then you bring it upon yourself.

[Vivienne]

I've gone round the bend

[Vivienne]

Oh so your one of these gals who think the gays are just waiting for the right girl to come along and turn them?

That sorta lass is always a laugh on the dance floor - there was one on Friday night who has been bugging me for about six years now. You'd think she would take the hint!

I'm not any "sorta lass"...

[foot-loose]

On that note Foots man, have you ever swam in the other sea?

Nah, i've never dipped my "toe" in that "sea". I've kissed a few ladies in my time though - gotta spread the foot love. Wait - that doesn't sound right.

The loose love? Also doesn't work.

Charlalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalottie - they all know the score. I aint getting accused of leading these people on here!

And viv, I aint complaining - it amuses me. Always makes for an interesting night.

[Vivienne]

well, you'll be the only one it amuses... i'm bloody ranging now... a**hole!

[foot-loose]

???

Whats wrong with you?

[Vivienne]

you're a bloody idiot.

[Ballbag]

Viv please go away, you do nothing but ramble and insult Foots-man. He's a nice man. So either stop being odd or just leave.

Oh, and for the last time, you wont turn Scott Mills straight.

[Vivienne]

I'm not being odd... you're odd. and You ramble about nothing.

[Vivienne]

And the mills thing is a joke. ok. ok. ok.

[Vivienne]

you wanting an argument balls?

[Ballbag]

No........ no I don't Viv.

[Boboff]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

You should have seen that coming.

Footie, you carry on, I like to do the same with blokes, they try all night to get inside the Boboff briefs, and then I say, look the pink shirt and leather chaps, might have had you fooled, I am as straight as a ruler, it only resulted in Male rape once, and really it was my fault, and I didn't mind that much as he let me be Frank.

Baggie ain't right Viv, we have established that, but he is fun, funny, and as you know hellish attractive.

Viv, please, calm, be calm, you are bouncing from overt sexual overdrive to manic hatered of Footie, who as Baggie says is a very nice chap, so please stop it, be nice, please ?

[Vivienne]

well, you have to be nice to me.... people think it's funny teasing straight gals, and it ain't, it's just really, really silly ...

[Ballbag]

I prefer "devilishly attractive" Boboff, but you're close enough.

[Vivienne]

you're all a****.

[Ballbag]

Viv....... are you related to Folwer in anyway?

Actually I take that back....... sorry Folwer, that was mean of me.

[foot-loose]

Wot you want me to do viv - I am NOT leading anyone all. Anyone I'm talking about (this one girl in particular) is told every single time she starts on at me.

I aint gonna walk off from the rest of my friends just coz she wants to dance am I? I will dance with her and have a laugh. She knows the script pretty well these days.

Calm it down a notch eh?

[Vivienne]

i'll calm it down if I bloody feel like it... and i don't want you to do anything...your personal life ain't my f*** concern, ok.

[Vivienne]

Viv....... are you related to Folwer in anyway?

Actually I take that back....... sorry Folwer, that was mean of me.

fowler and I have one thing in common = we can never say a bloody word or question anything, so f*** you!

[Boboff]

Anyone like a nice cup of Tea ?

[Vivienne]

I'll poision the bloody tea.

[Ballbag]

and then drink it?

[Vivienne]

f*** off!!

[Quincy]

please dont swear viv it offends me

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