[foot-loose]

Its now going off every minute.



*starts to twitch*

[kendra k]

i woke up at 4:45 this morning. i woke up around the same time the morning before that, and again the morning before that. i can't get a decent night's sleep and i want to kill........

[claradooblue]

The car must be destroyed Footlose, it could be tricky, but it must be done.

[foot-loose]

shhh - its been quiet for about ten minutes now.

Although I notice that its window is still open - any minute now its gonna blow...!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Report it and get it towed away.

[DemonHorse]

I have something in my eye thats been irritating the crap outta me all day.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I did a poo at work today. I hate having to do that.

[MK Chris]

I hate it too - I hate public toilets anyway (at work's slightly better than other places) let alone having a poo in them.

[Quincy]

i like having a poo at work.

im getting paid for it. and i get to stink the place out.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its dirty and horrible and I always fear getting poo on my shirt sleeves.

[kendra k]

that's just tooo graphic. don't you use bog roll?

[DemonHorse]

sounds to me like he uses the army method of only needing 2 sheets at a time.... granted, in his case they're Bedsheets

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I use bog roll and I roll my sleeves up but its still a worry.

[Yudster]

I don't mind pooing in the office toilets. Just find it really annoying when other people do.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the smell doesn't worry me at all. we have discussed this before but its the thought of sitting down and the seat still being warm... aaaaarrrrrrrggggghhh

[kendra k]

i hate warm toilet seats!!! it's icky.

i also hate it when my dad stinks up my toilet when i'm already feeling ill.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

there is nothing more pleasureable in life than reading on the loo.

[kendra k]

i could tell you all about the horrors of chemotherapy and constipation, but i think i've already said too much.

[foot-loose]

there is nothing more pleasureable in life than reading on the loo.

I rate reading on the loo when someone else needs in much higher!

[timp]

6am's damned early, I thought 6.30 was bad!

[Boboff]

there is nothing more pleasureable in life than reading on the loo.

I rate reading on the loo when someone else needs in much higher!

agreed . Sunday Morning, a good book, run a bath, whilst having a pooh and reading, then jump in the Bath, book in hand, and soak !

don't forget to wipe !

[claradooblue]

Why is it mainly men who read on the toilet. Women just seem to prefer to go in, do the business and leave. Do men have tighter arses so the process takes longer for them i wonder.

[Boboff]

and they say men can't multi Task !
Well actually I can't read during the crimping process, but you do have to sit and let everything settle down, and make sure there isn't a second wave coming down the old drain pipe.

[MK Chris]

I can multitask. I can touch two breasts at the same time.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Your own dont count.