[Vivienne]

you just need to be incredibly fake.. trust me, zoot, you won't fit in.

[foot-loose]

I've always been a bit worried about joining UM, I mean, do I have to write a script for a month of posts in advance before I join?

Yup. And then, once everyone has laughed at that, you need to drag it out for as looooooong as possible.

[Zoot]

you just need to be incredibly fake.. trust me, zoot, you won't fit in.

Wow, I'm touched Viv!

[Vivienne]

just telling it like it is.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

there is a slight obsession with UM among you people.

[Vivienne]

there is among the ex-ums

[S4B]

ok so I'm being thick but what is UM?

[Vivienne]

Unofficial Mills - it's karmically v. bad - avoid @ all costs !!

[S4B]

I will! thanks Viv

[Vivienne]

I just saved your life, slut4.

[Vivienne]

can't actually believe this thread is still going - lol. what a hoot!

[S4B]

yeah but completely off topic now! Lottie I'll never go over to the dark side! Although I do find him funny on occasion, is that allowed?

[S4B]

Thank god for that! Thought I may get excommunicated!

[S4B]

Moyles is the saviour tis true!

[Boboff]

Although Joel is going to take over from him, whilst JK shags the bidr of off hearsay

[foot-loose]

I like JK and Joel, they seem like decent guys and don't irritate me when I listen.

[Yudster]

They have grown on me, I'm liking them more and more.

[Boboff]

Hider in the house is good telly, from the fleeting glances I have seen, my kids like it

[Yudster]

That show is bizarre. I saw the one with Sian Lloyd - very very disturbing! Funny though.