[S4B]

you dont know how close that term is for the last lady i went out with. I still receive happy texts late on what I assume are drunken nights.

Ah maybe you just need a better trained bitch, that's happy to walk on the lead!

Oh and Boboff it's LMAO laughing my ass off you need to get in with the younger set, they educate me all the time about modern slang!

[Walter Sobchak]

Darn Sarf brigade??? just call them Posh!
I'm from Somerset, and if you say Bath here, in a Somerset accent, it rhymes with Laugh.

"You only put R's in bath when you're getting in it!"

Anyhoo, heres a simple poem from a simple man

Ooooh controversial, "put" may rhyme with "flute" in Scottish, but it doesn't in English. 5 out of 10.

How do you englishers say Put then ?

"poot" is how it sounds!
Which easily rhymes with Zoot and Flute!

Im trying to think of a way
As I sit on My butt
That, In England we Say
That word; you know; PUT
I keep thinking, but Hey!
I feel such a Mutt
I'll be sat here all day,
Oh! Im in such a Rut!
A horse would say "Neigh,
Give it up you damned Nut,
And get me some Hay,
To fill my fat Gut".
Oh this doesn't Pay,
I need more of a cut.

Sod it,
Im going on E-bay
to buy me a Hut.

[Boboff]

PMSL, but no wee came out, and they were light pants

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

saying darn sarf is not at all posh.

[S4B]

See Put doesn't rhyme with any of those lines! Try again, it's more like poot with the second o a bit shorter than the first I think but even that doesn't sound quite right!

[DemonHorse]

saying darn sarf is not at all posh.

bits are, but a very small percentage

[Boboff]

He's right, the green one

[Walter Sobchak]

See Put doesn't rhyme with any of those lines! Try again, it's more like poot with the second o a bit shorter than the first I think but even that doesn't sound quite right!

Quite correct, although they do rhyme better than zoot or flute.

I know that's how Put is pronounced by Scots, so using a bit (okay quite a lot) of artistic licence I 'penned' that, but really can't think of anything that rhymes with Put.

Ah well, wev!

[S4B]

Is beginning to annoy me that I can't explain to footy how it's pronounced! I may have to consult the oracle that is the OED! Not now cos I can't be bothered to move! Maybe tomorrow.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I think we should be free to say things how we want for the purposes of crap poetry.

[S4B]

Yay Lottie that's good! My baby pooch I think you maybe right but only in this forum!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I was expecting her to get pot in there somewhere being a student...

[S4B]

Ah but she's too shiny! She's not at uni yet give her a chance! lol

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ahh a while yet to corrupt her. It never did anything for me to be honest.

[S4B]

made me sick! Rather have alcohol!

[foot-loose]

Well, up here, put would sound like POOT and would easily rhyme with flute (FLOOT).

I think we should be free to say things how we want for the purposes of crap poetry.

ye better not be serious - after I tried to get something to ryhme with "baby" last week!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

the point was you actually believed it rhymed!

[foot-loose]

Ach, I thought you had gone to bed.

It ryhmed enough for the purposes of passing on well wishes to the pregnant Pinky.

I'm going to bed.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I am not sleeping. I am omnipillock.

[Yudster]

I think we should be free to say things how we want for the purposes of crap poetry.

Agreed.

Its a Wednesday and I feel like sh*te
Its all dark when it should be all light
There are clouds in the sky
And I think, by and by,
It may rain. Yes, I think that it might.

[S4B]

Yay! That one's good Yudster. Although it's fairly bright here and I think it won't rain - PMA!

[Yudster]

PMA....???!

[S4B]

Positive Mental Attitude not sure that it can effect the weather but always worth a shot

[Yudster]

Oh, I think I knew that one - I was thinking outside the wrong box though, with my blue-sky hat on and ready to process everyones inputs. Its a strategic implementation of the integration rationale which requires joined-up processing and a theme mapped aspiration route.

I want my old job back, I don't speak this language and I never will.

[S4B]

What do you do? and what did you do? LOVE the jargon, I could waffle with that for days