[ZAQAZ_]

jonny hoare is a fool. i pity the fool. it always bewilders me why you chase mouse with sugar cubes and talk to hedgewinders for weeks on end.

[Jonny Hoare]

Ic ould think of witty response, but i can't however one thing that remians is that hoare is still the man. and i'm going to find you, zaqaz

[ZAQAZ_]

yeah right fool. you couldnt find your way out of your bedroom let alone find me. im eating a paper sandbag with turnips and radish flie beans

[Jonny Hoare]

nice bottle of cianti??

[Adam]

he's probably got more friends than you

[kendra k]

who has friends? hoare or zaqaz? i just don't get it.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

no one has friends. the whole world centers around me an when im not there nothing is actually happening......

[Mr Dion]

well hes hardly my most favourite person in the world...bit pernickity. but there are worse people in the world.

[Funky Drummer]

I don't mind Hoare. What bothers me is the number of times this thread or topic has come up...

[kendra k]

don't be so bent

[Funky Drummer]

thanks for that interesting and useful reply there kendra.

[kendra k]

rich, i do what i can. the way i figure, if i can't say anything witty or helpful i won't even try. no geeky self indulgent posts from me, dude.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

kendra drifts from bart simpson to simon schama on this board.......

[kendra k]

what can i say... i'm a deep and complex person.

[Matt]

who likes jonny hoare?

I do, but I couldn't eat a whole one...

[Lawrie]

i like hoare........their usually expensive so i can only afford one a month!..boom boom

Kendra..go on give us a "Eat my shorts"

[pond life]

The League of Gentlemen turned Jonny down as an extra as he was too weird, apparently all weirdos and mutants are sent to Cornwall as they mingle quite well there in Nabloland.

[pond life]

ps
But remember it's people like Jonny who make this board what it is!

[Morals]

Jonny's alright

[Nablo.]

lol I do enjoy laughing at Pond Life primary school insults that he likes to use over and over again in the hope that they get funnier each time.

[Adam]

bog off

[kendra k]

and for loz...

EAT MY SHORTS!

[pond life]

I actually like Jonnys off the wall classicaly english eccentric humour, 10 years down the line he'll have his own show and internet fanclub, anf he can take a joke unlike some people I could mention,

[Everlast]

Well, we can take jokes but only funny ones, i mean its a bit ironic a joke not being slightly funny, yours and Jonnys posting sprees are funny to a certain degree but wouldn't you be slightly miffed if someone just kept chatting bolonese to you over and over and over and over again.

[stevotrash]

wouldn't you be slightly miffed if someone just kept chatting bolonese to you over and over and over and over again

As i know mr hoare in the real world, i can definently relate to the above statement.

I actually like Jonnys off the wall classicaly english eccentric humour, 10 years down the line he'll have his own show and internet fanclub

I shall piow piow my f**ing head in if this dark prediction comes true.