[DemonHorse]

**CLICK "save picture as"**
**remembers to use as ammunition in the future**

If you don't, i'm sure someone else will.

That is a quality lookylikey though.

[Zoot]

I have the worlds biggest forehead, we recently framed a portrait of us that my Girlfriend and I have had taken to give to her Mum for her Birthday. I sat there the other night looking at it and I worked out my forehead took up around 35% of the entire picture...

[foot-loose]

... you have too much free time ...

[Zoot]

Says the man with a different sig for every day of the week...

[foot-loose]

...you make a good point...

[Yudster]

Foot loose, you've been working since 0300 today. How do you have too much time on your hands?!

[foot-loose]

...yeah Zoot - she also raises a good point...



**falls off chair**

[Nicola_Red]

I have the worlds biggest forehead, we recently framed a portrait of us that my Girlfriend and I have had taken to give to her Mum for her Birthday. I sat there the other night looking at it and I worked out my forehead took up around 35% of the entire picture...

my mum always told me I have a high forehead and should have a fringe. After years of hating my fringe I finally grew it out when I was about 21 and discovered my forehead really isn't that big at all.

My brother and I had a portrait done for my mum's birthday. As my bro lives in Newcastle and drives, he came down here to have it done in Manc and then I had to collect it when it was ready etc, so it was sat in my flat for a few weeks before we actually gave it to my mum. My bf at the time found it most amusing and told me we looked like "slightly retarded people on a special day out". Now whenever I go to my parents' house I just sit and stare at it on the living room wall and that's all I can think of.

[Zoot]

Ok Footy, look at the date you joined, then the date I joined. Then look at the amount of posts I have and the amount of posts you have.

The question should be -

Foot loose, you've been working since 0300 today. How do you have so much time on your hands?!

[Boboff]

Was your brother wearinig a cream M&S 3/4 length Rain Mac and clutching an ice cream with the juice dribbling down his arm, and were you in a knitted skirt with black slip on shoes exposing the tops of your large pants then.... if so I can kind of see where your bf was at.

[Yudster]

Look, he's gay - he can probably multi-task better than you.

[Yudster]

I was talking to Zoot.

[foot-loose]

Well, I wasn't working between about 4 and 530.

And Im going back out the door now.

But while i'm typing this, there is a bunch of stuff printing off that I need to sign.

[Yudster]

See? Multitasktastic.

[Boboff]

What a dreadfull generalisation !

I am on the phone as I type this, breathing , going through my in tray, and answering wage queries. And I am only a little bit camp, sometimes

[Yudster]

Ah, but the question is, how succesfully are you doing all that? If the contents of your in-tray are going to end up all over the floor, and your admin assistant gets your Sales Manager's salary, you can't really make a good comparison. Don't stop breathing though sweetie.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

what you really need in that pic Zoot is a jacket over your shoulder you big poseur.

[Zoot]

what you really need in that pic Zoot is a jacket over your shoulder you big poseur.

Yea, it does look a bit Catalogue posey... I hate having my Picture taken. I'm suprised there isn't a glare off my forehead.
I think that was taken in Bristol Zoo

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I hate it as well. There are big gaps in my life with no photos of me though which is kind of sad. Kendra has one of my back.

[foot-loose]

I didn't see half these replies earlier so I'm gonna go for a quick Quote-A-Thon CVI: The New Generation

Ok Footy, look at the date you joined, then the date I joined. Then look at the amount of posts I have and the amount of posts you have.

Thats easy. I talk way much more pish than you do!

(Plus you spend all your time dividing photos into percentages! )

Look, he's gay - he can probably multi-task better than you.

Oooft, I wouldn't have said that...

What a dreadfull generalisation !

... thats why!

what you really need in that pic Zoot is a jacket over your shoulder you big poseur.

Definitly. And pointing at the camera while saying "Oh yeah.."!

Sexy.

I dont like photos of me either.

[MK Chris]

I'm the same, but I've gradually got used to it since Mrs Topher's family are very into their cameras. I still look uncomfortable in photos though, I never look natural and I'm certainly not photogenic, even my mum says so.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

shes great your mum!

[Yudster]

I'm phobic about it. Is there a name for that phobia? I had to have a course of hypnotherapy to enable me to have photos done for my wedding. I still have to do deep breathing and relaxation techniques before I look at them - and they're lovely! Its mad, really - a clinging hangover from my days of being stuck in a co-dependant relationship with attendant eating disorders. I'm mostly better these days, and at least I now realise and accept that I do look quite nice really, but the distress that goes with someone pointing a camera at me just won't go away.

[foot-loose]

Theres a name for a phobia about beans so I would imagine there is one for having yer picture taken.

[MK Chris]

shes great your mum!

She is good, I can rely on her to tell the truth and not cover it up with maternal lies.