[S4B]

Aw thanks honey, I was having a good time and didn't want to come back!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

so were we and we didnt want you to.

[S4B]

You really are horrid to me Gaspode. But I find dull people often resort to pure insults to make up for their inadequate life

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you are 100% right with that statement ugly arse.

[S4B]

Well maybe you should find something to bring you joy and fulfillment so you don't have to be so offensive to others

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

this brings me both joy and fulfillment (well this and pork pies).

[S4B]

In which case you should have an adequate life so should be happy and should stop being so unpleasant to me. Someone get the dog a pork pie?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

have you seen the price of pork pies? shocking. bring me some and I will be nice.

[Nicola_Red]

S4B, seriously, don't take it all so personally. Has it occured to you that people are sometimes sarcastic/abrupt/otherwise unpleasant to each other just to see if they can get a rise out of them? That's all there is to it. Ignore it and you'll be much happier here. I cut my teeth on forums much harsher than this one, you're getting an easy ride!

[S4B]

Nicola if I was taking it seriously I wouldn't still be here. I like to fight back is all.

[timp]

this brings me both joy and fulfillment (well this and pork pies).

And cornflake cakes....

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well said Mr Timp sir.

[S4B]

I'd rather a pork pie than a cornflake cake

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

well bring both and i will give you a pork pie back for the trouble.

[S4B]

You think I'd get out of this house alive if I was smuggling out pork pies and choccie cornflakes? My boys would kill me without hesitation or deviation!

[timp]

This is gonna turn into another food thread.

[pinkysibbs]

Do you want some scotch eggs too Mr Gaspode?

[MK Chris]

Pork pies are rubbish. The pork bit's OK, but I don't like the pastry very much and the jelly is nauseating.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

they are beyond revolting.

[pinkysibbs]

They are yummy with a nice helping off potato salad,perhaps its just my pregnacy cravings!

[S4B]

Think it's your cravings honey, the only people I know that like scoth eggs are my ten year old twins and i'm not sure that both of them do!

[pinkysibbs]

ooops missed the n out in pregnancy.ive also been having cravings for paste and cheese sarnies!

[S4B]

What kind of paste? I missed out the c in scotch so not to worry

[pinkysibbs]

Salmon or crab im not fussy!

[S4B]

So generally fish paste and cheese? EW my craving was for fresh tomatoes and salt