Do you all have lives?

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Where were you on Saturday night?

Out Drinking
7
33%
Having a meal with friends
2
10%
At the cinema
1
5%
At the Theatre
2
10%
With a lover
5
24%
In bed
3
14%
Chatting on MSN/Yahoo witha new "friend"
1
5%
  • Total votes : 21
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By timp
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 1:46 pm #288584
Sounds fun...
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By Zoot
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:02 pm #288590
Well everything else bar the smell was fun.


Too much info...
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By Zoot
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:26 pm #288598
Talking about smells and Cheese - Took my lady into a specialist cheese shop in Cheltenham on Saturday, she walked in, took one whiff and I've never seen anyone turn so white so quick...,

Hehe, 'specialist Cheese Shop' ssounds like they sell cheese wrapped up in chains and leather...
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By MK Chris
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:33 pm #288605
Didn't they have a cheese rolling event in your part of the world recently? A mate of mine went to it I think.

Also, I find it amusing how when you first start seeing someone you try your hardest not to fart when they're around, but after a month or so it's like 'phewey, smell that, wouldn't want to be your side of the bed' while wafting the covers.
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By Zoot
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:35 pm #288610
Yea, they do every year. never been to one though, its supposed to be pretty gruesome
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By Nicola_Red
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:36 pm #288611
My ex and I were never like that and we were together almost six years! We did all manner of depraved things in bed together, but breaking wind...nooo. :lol:
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By kendra k
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:36 pm #288612
i've been with my partner for 5 years almost, and he still gets embarrassed when i call him on his farting or when i own up to mine. i don't get it!

By Ballbag
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:38 pm #288613
It is a skill that can be applauded, I often dutch-oven the current Mrs Ballbag. She don't like it but I think it's funny.
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By Boboff
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:58 pm #288620
It is a skill that can be applauded, I often dutch-oven the current Mrs Ballbag. She don't like it but I think it's funny.


Seconded.

The other one is when you are "spooning" and you parp on her leg, always makes her get up and make the Tea, although she understands now that I do it on purpose so is starting to grin and bear it !
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By Yudster
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:21 pm #288623
The other one is when you are "spooning" and you parp on her leg, always makes her get up and make the Tea, although she understands now that I do it on purpose so is starting to grin and bear it !


This is why Chez Yudster spooning is always the other way around - Mr Yudster can fart in the opposite direction all he likes, and any ambient pong is offset by the convenient placement of hands and nipples.

Too much information? Sorry.

By Ballbag
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:26 pm #288624
any ambient pong is offset by the convenient placement of hands and nipples.


He can reach all the way down there then? He must have long arms.
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By Boboff
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:37 pm #288627
I know how you like this.

lol
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By Yudster
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 3:58 pm #288632
Why you be so nasty to me Baggie? Always with the nasty. I don't deserve it you know, I really don't.....I may cry. Or not.
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By S4B
-  Mon Jun 04, 2007 8:56 pm #288656
Can't read page 3 of this don't want to know what this thread is about anymore! everything ok?
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By Vivienne
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:17 am #288789
yes, have a life! went swimming saturday, which isn't on your lovely list! Why don't you join a club, so you can get out and about, and meet people? :-)
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By Zoot
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:41 am #288794
She works in a bookshop, I'm sure she meets lots of people...
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By Vivienne
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:42 am #288796
yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff :-)
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By Nicola_Red
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:00 pm #288799
yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff :-)


True. I did bang a bloke who works here once. Led to a lot of slightly awkward smiles and hellos in the staff canteen in the following weeks. Was fun tho.
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By Vivienne
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 12:02 pm #288800
:lol:
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By S4B
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:16 pm #288952
yes, have a life! went swimming saturday, which isn't on your lovely list! Why don't you join a club, so you can get out and about, and meet people? :-)


I meet loads of people just not allowed out on weekends - anyone would think I'm 12

By Wesley
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:17 pm #289011
yes, but work isn't the same as social stuff :-)


True. I did bang a bloke who works here once. Led to a lot of slightly awkward smiles and hellos in the staff canteen in the following weeks. Was fun tho.


Been there done that :-)

By foot-loose
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:18 pm #289013
You banged a bloke that works in Waterstones?
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By MK Chris
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:20 pm #289019
No, Nicola_red works in a theatre, doesn't she?

By foot-loose
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:21 pm #289021
Damn it

Ignore the previous smart arse comment...





Soooo, you banged a bloke that works in a theatre?
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By S4B
-  Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:21 pm #289022
If it was someone in Waterstone's let me know who tho! :D
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