[MK Chris]

Weren't you there?

[MK Chris]

Ah right. And his Tommy.

[Zoot]

Whats a Tommy?

[S4B]

And Footy's penchant for Horses sausage

[Console]

Ah ha look in general, chatroom page 2 I think.

Right, still doesn't explain why you think it.

Console'll do it. He loves us really. Please Console?

No I won't, no I don't (who is 'us'?) and that's not a question.

[S4B]

Ah ha look in general, chatroom page 2 I think.

Right, still doesn't explain why you think it.

Well it stands to reason unless you ae a complete insomniac, you're always here! And the console that night admitted there was more than 1 of you

Console'll do it. He loves us really. Please Console?

No I won't, no I don't (who is 'us'?) and that's not a question.[/quote]

Yeah you do - us are all the posters on this site and without us you'd have nothing to do in your prety pink javascript world. It wasn't a question it was a plea.

[Console]

Ah ha look in general, chatroom page 2 I think.

Right, still doesn't explain why you think it.

Well it stands to reason unless you ae a complete insomniac, you're always here! And the console that night admitted there was more than 1 of you

Check my posts between the hours of 23:00 and 6:00, I think you'll find that there are very few.

Please Console?

that's not a question.

It wasn't a question it was a plea.

You see that character at the end of the sentence. That's called a question mark, it indicates that the previous sentence was a question.

[Zoot]

Maybe she was asking us to 'Please Console?'

If so, how would you wish to be pleased sire?

[Boboff]

Console, is there any need ?

Some days your funny and engaging.

Others just rude and pedantic.

If there are more than 1 of you, can you have less shifts please ?

[Console]

Some days your funny and engaging.

Others just rude and pedantic.

You've almost got it right. I'm rude and pedantic, and sometimes it's funny (and seems almost engaging).

[Boboff]

Fair enough !

What is causing the Anger you often seem to be holding back ?

Rude & pendantic, not really the best characteristics to be proud of ? (Rhetorical Question no answer required !)

[S4B]

Console, is there any need ?

Some days your funny and engaging.

Others just rude and pedantic.

If there are more than 1 of you, can you have less shifts please ?

See there's a different tone of voice with different consoles!

And Console a plea is a question so shut up ear and pass the pedanticide

[Console]

What is causing the Anger you often seem to be holding back ?

You seem to have things a little backwards. I'm not angry, and it's because that I don't hold back that I come off as rude and pedantic.

[Boboff]

Hmm, one holds back with certain comments for fear of causing offence, if you don't then it can either be Anger or Autism.

*Console drops tooth picks on floor and shouts 23456*

[MK Chris]

Whats a Tommy?

A tommy tank.

[Console]

And Console a plea is a question

No, a plea is a request, not a question.

[S4B]

Bring back the nice Console who turned my screen pink for me!!!!! I don't think I'm too fond of this one. Off to the funeral now guys, send me loving thoughts xx

[Console]

Hmm, one holds back with certain comments for fear of causing offence, if you don't then it can either be Anger or Autism.

Or it could be that I just don't care that much about causing offense, or that I don't think about the repercussions of my actions, neither of which would be anger or autism. Besides, I actually do hold back on a lot of stuff; you think it's rude now, it could be a lot worse.

[Ballbag]

Hmmmmm the thought of there being more than one console certainly is an interesting one. You might be on to something there Waterstones woman.

[Boboff]

And Console a plea is a question

No, a plea is a request, not a question.

Its not either, its " a decision, something said in support of a cause;an answer to a charge; a lawsuit; an excuse or a defence; an urgent prayer."

Therefore not a request, or a question, surely a request would be a question in any event, how could you possibly request something with out it being a question, unless it was a command.

Pass the Salt

Pass the Salt ?

[foot-loose]

He was there at the end. I think he missed all about footy's highland jig.

Ah right. And his Tommy.

And Footy's penchant for Horses sausage

Whats a Tommy?

A tommy tank.

Woah there everybody.

I told you last night, there was no highland jigs or Tommy tanks!


I said I was tossin my caber!

[Zoot]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

[Console]

And Console a plea is a question

No, a plea is a request, not a question.

Its not either, its " a decision, something said in support of a cause;an answer to a charge; a lawsuit; an excuse or a defence; an urgent prayer."

No, a plea is a request, traditionally for help.

surely a request would be a question in any event

Actually, a question is a request, but a request isn't necessarily a question.

[foot-loose]

8O


Bwahahahahahahahaha

I was only gone for about 5 minutes - they just got a bit carried away tho!



PS - thinking of you S4B.

[Boboff]

And Console a plea is a question

No, a plea is a request, not a question.

Its not either, its " a decision, something said in support of a cause;an answer to a charge; a lawsuit; an excuse or a defence; an urgent prayer."

No, a plea is a request, traditionally for help.

surely a request would be a question in any event

Actually, a question is a request, but a request isn't necessarily a question.

Not according to me it not.

How can you request something without it being a question ?

Could I have a pay rise ?

Please can I have a pay rise ?

Would you stop picking your nose please ?

All requests and questions and pleas, so I think Console you are actually wrong on this one.

You may now apologise for your harsh and pendantic comments to a lady about to go to a funeral(Asif!)