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#29125

By Matt - Sun Sep 29, 2002 10:09 pm

- Sun Sep 29, 2002 10:09 pm #29125

What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping Tom?
A pick pocket snatches watches.

joke time#29139

By ZAQAZ_ - Mon Sep 30, 2002 11:30 am

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 11:30 am #29139

listen here. im the master at jokes.

why didnt the man cross the road?? because he was blind hahahahah.

why didnt the tree grow?? because it had no water.

what do you call a white shirt?? a school shirt.

why didnt the man cook the vegetables?? because he had none. hahahahahahahah.

#29147

By Sidders - Mon Sep 30, 2002 1:55 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 1:55 pm #29147

Very funny in a strange sort of way...

#29149

By Adam - Mon Sep 30, 2002 1:59 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 1:59 pm #29149

he's strange anyway.

#29162

By Bridgie - Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:21 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:21 pm #29162

why did nobody laugh at ZAQAZ's jokes. because they weren't funny. hahahahahahahaha. sorry but it needed to be done

bridgie

(apart from sidla)

Last edited by Bridgie on Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:51 pm, edited 1 time in total.

#29163

By Sidders - Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:28 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:28 pm #29163

I did laugh actually.

#29164

By Bridgie - Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:51 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 3:51 pm #29164

well thats ruined my contribution then

Re: joke time#29177

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:10 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:10 pm #29177

listen here. im the master at jokes.

why didnt the man cross the road?? because he was blind hahahahah.

why didnt the tree grow?? because it had no water.

what do you call a white shirt?? a school shirt.

why didnt the man cook the vegetables?? because he had none. hahahahahahahah.

Aww, they're not jokes, they are like proper questions!

#29178

By MK Chris - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:14 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:14 pm #29178

I think that's the "irony."

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#29180

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:17 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:17 pm #29180

Yeah, but just not my kinda idea of funny!

#29181

By MK Chris - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:24 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:24 pm #29181

Mine neither. Hence the speech marks.

Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#29185

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:30 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:30 pm #29185

Henced!

#29186

By Nablo. - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:32 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:32 pm #29186

He's a comical genius wish I thought of them.

Re: joke time#29187

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:37 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:37 pm #29187

Look Nablo, it really isnt that hard.

why didnt the man cross the road?? because there was too much traffic.

why didnt the tree grow?? Cos it was in Shetland!
what do you call a white shirt?? A shirt....

why didnt the man cook the vegetables?? Because they were rotten.

#29189

By Uglybob - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:42 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:42 pm #29189

buts its the way he tells them

name a female thats funny (and i mean genuinely funny)

dave benson phillips

#29191

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:44 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:44 pm #29191

A female thats funny, me.
Ok just kidding.
Seriously...the vicar of dibley, lol. erm...come on people help me out.

Re: joke time#29193

By Nablo. - Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:49 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 6:49 pm #29193

Look Nablo, it really isnt that hard.

why didnt the man cross the road?? because there was too much traffic.

why didnt the tree grow?? Cos it was in Shetland!
what do you call a white shirt?? A shirt....

why didnt the man cook the vegetables?? Because they were rotten.

Oh dear the comment was far to clever for you never mind went way over your head.

#29204

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:04 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:04 pm #29204

What am I not clever or something?

#29206

By Nablo. - Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:08 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:08 pm #29206

No don't worry about it.

#29212

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:14 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:14 pm #29212

I'm not flaming stupid nablo, so dont try make me feel any better.

#29226

By Nablo. - Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:56 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 7:56 pm #29226

<sigh>

#29229

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:05 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:05 pm #29229

I'm not trying to pick up a fight with you, but I may seem immature and stupid, its called having fun. But I know I'm not stupid, so what if I don't meet up to your standards, I come here to have a laugh, see whats going on and discuss not to get slandered by you.

#29230

By Nablo. - Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:06 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:06 pm #29230

Yes what ever calm down....sorry to have upset you only a simple comment I didn't realise you would over react and go nuts over it.

#29231

By Gigglyboots - Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:09 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:09 pm #29231

Lol, I am a fool sometimes! Ok, there was no need for me to go off like that, back to happy now! You haven't upset me, nothing against you personally.

#29236

By MK Chris - Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:35 pm

- Mon Sep 30, 2002 8:35 pm #29236

name a female thats funny (and i mean genuinely funny)

Kathy Burke