[Zoot]

I have one that say's
"I poke Badgers with Spoons"

I love that T-Shirt

[foot-loose]

Im buying a mates wee baby a t-shirt that says "party, my crib, 8pm"

I've also seen a bib that I want for her that says "Spit Happens".

[Yudster]

I have one that say's
"I poke Badgers with Spoons"

I love that T-Shirt

Genius.

I've also seen a bib that I want for her that says "Spit Happens".

As is that.

[S4B]

I bought my daughter a T shirt which said "You're just jealous cos all the little voices are talking to me" and my son one which said "Don't wake me I'm busy". I also bought the vicar one which said Jesus loves you (but I'm his favourite). I'm not sure what kind of mother - or parishoner - any of that makes me.

Another confession, my dad's a vicar and he'd love that t shirt

[MK Chris]

I've got one with a picture of an ant on a ramp saying 'ramp ant', but it's too small for me now.

[S4B]

Dear diary I fell asleep at work today, I must try and get some sleep when I'm at home. Wish my brain would switch off

[Rychu]

Dear Diary... Why Irish people drink that much and then shout at me when I refuse to sell another drink?
Im tired.

[Zoot]

Dear Diary

Well today is the day of our Movie Premier. I'm nervous already...
I was asked yesterday If I'd get up and take part in the Q&A at the end. I said yes. I wish I'd said no...

[foot-loose]

What?

What movie premier?

[Zoot]

I thought I'd posted on here before...
I'm part of a small film company called nightshift films (The Art and production Designer), and we have our premier tonight at Gloucester Guild Hall.
We finished making it last year and I'm yet to see the finished edit, so I'm very excited, albeit a little nervous.

This is the film -

[Yudster]

How cool is that! Will there be a red carpet? And papparazi?! Enjoy it, won't you!

[Zoot]

No red carpet, but there will be photographers. I'm actually more excited to see my poster blown up to A0 outside the cinema actually, like a proper movie poster! I'll be taking lots of photos...

[catherine]

Have a nice time Zoot

Dear Diary, yesterday was mad i had a skin make up match and i'm the palest product they do erm yay, i brought a lovely dress for captains night my first dress in about 12 years and i got chatted up by Mr Motivator on the bus.

[MK Chris]

i got chatted up by Mr Motivator on the bus.

Isn't he like over 40?

Charlalottie you may have said this but I don't remember, why were you in hospital?

[Yudster]

Oooooh, been there, done that, got the t-shirt - though its not one I like to wear in public. My sympathies Char.

[catherine]

It wasn't the actual Mr Motivator just a black man that looks like him and wouldn't let me move unless i sat by him on the bus. Charlalottie is that where they put a camera up your bum? ouch if it is.

[MK Chris]

Haha, I've just looked it up (is it colonoscopy?)

test to look into the rectum and colon through a long, flexible, narrow tube with a light and tiny lens on the end. This tube is called a colonoscope.

[Ballbag]

I had a friend who had to have a colonoscopy, and about a minute before the "deed" was to be done the Doctor asked if it was ok if a few students came in. My friend, in a panic, and rather stupidly said yes........... apparantly in walked about 10 students who sat there and watched the entire event.


(and by "my friend" I mean an actual friend, I do not mean me).

[claradooblue]

Don't they sedate you first before these types of proceedures so you only half know whats going on?

[Yudster]

Don't they sedate you first before these types of proceedures so you only half know whats going on?

Thats the idea - life's not always so simple though!

[foot-loose]

No red carpet, but there will be photographers. I'm actually more excited to see my poster blown up to A0 outside the cinema actually, like a proper movie poster! I'll be taking lots of photos...

Woooo - let us know how it goes.

Let me know when I can illegally download it...

Had to have a colonscopy which allows me to give you this rather useful piece of advice. Try not to have something wrong with your stomach, or at least if you do try and have something they can diagnose easily and in less than a year otherwise the colonscopy will get you and you will have the most painful thing ever happen to you.

Can I crack my "pain in the ass" gag again?

[foot-loose]

Had to have a colonscopy which allows me to give you this rather useful piece of advice. Try not to have something wrong with your stomach, or at least if you do try and have something they can diagnose easily and in less than a year otherwise the colonscopy will get you and you will have the most painful thing ever happen to you.

Jeez

That sounds like a right pain in the ass!




Whhhaaayyyyyy!

[timp]

Ouch Charlalottie sounds soo painful. Sorry to read this. Get well soon!

[Rychu]

Dear diary...
Got my first live radio broadcast for the polish comunity on local radio. Im papping myself... but im so excited

[Yudster]

All the best!