[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

... shine an apple like a cricket ball before taking a bite? I always do this for no reason I can think of...

[foot-loose]

cos yer ol' man did it before you and his ol' man did it before him...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

my dad would have got someone else to do it for him and his dad would have thought it was an alien speaking to him from another planet.

[foot-loose]

right.

I dont know. I also dont really care either, this is the sort of post you would abuse a newbie for.

*shakes head in disappointment*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

when was the last time I abused a "newbie"? I get this unfair reputation for being harsh.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Well I will struggle on with the weight of your criticism in my striving to be a better man.

[foot-loose]

Pah.

Im not going trawling through your previous posts to make a point I dont need to prove.

I would if i was in work, but im not, so I wont.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm not sure why the point came up in the first place when clearly I was having a dig at my own family but there you go.

[S4B]

Why do I...............................................
end up being miserable when I give someone else a dose of their own medicine and they can't take it?

Happened recently when, for a change, I gave as good as I got and ended up losing a friend! Does this mean I should just take evrything lying down? (and for a change guys this isn't about s.e.x)

[Boboff]

I agree S4b, it's a horrible thing isn't it.

Guilt because you did the right thing.

Why do I........................

keep saying yes to requests to do things for my father, when he is the most ungrateful shit in the world.

[Yudster]

Because he's your father and you can't help hoping.

[Boboff]

Bizarre....

[Quincy]

you possibly do this because you signed Riquelme lol

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Watch out next week its Kaka.

[S4B]

I agree S4b, it's a horrible thing isn't it.

Guilt because you did the right thing.

Why do I........................

keep saying yes to requests to do things for my father, when he is the most ungrateful shit in the world.

Yeah but now I'm doubting I did do the right thing or at least that I did the right thing for the right reason. Ah well too late now.

I always say yes to requests from my mam by the way and she NEVER says yes to mine, how does that work?

[Vivienne]

... shine an apple like a cricket ball before taking a bite? I always do this for no reason I can think of...

Would it not simply be that you are thinking you have a "prize" of some kind in your hands, and you want to make it special, before taking a chunk out of it!

I sometimes spin bananas round my head, if this makes any kind of sense...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

how do you spin them around your head?

Its weird the apple thing because even now I know I do it I only remember after I have done it not to do it.

[kendra k]

why not do it? i mean, it's not like you're bruising the apple.

[foot-loose]

it's not like you're bruising the apple.

Is there innuendo in there... I think there might be!

[unclejoesmintballs]

i must be missing that

[Vivienne]

how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really

[foot-loose]

[/quote] Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really [/quote]


That sounds painfull!

[MK Chris]

how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really

I can understand the shining apple thing, I actually think a lot of people do it (though I have never done) but that is just plain silly.

[S4B]

Gaspode, I never asked, do u shine it on your groin or on your chest?

[Vivienne]

how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really

I can understand the shining apple thing, I actually think a lot of people do it (though I have never done) but that is just plain silly.

It ain't silly!! It gives me a big feeling of POWER. check it out!