[S4B]

I hope Zoot appreciates all the hard work you've done in here while he's been off?

[Zoot]

*runs finger along the bar looking for dust*

Yea, not bad, I'll give you that...

Hows everyone been? Seems like Ageeeeessss....

[Yudster]

Yes, I have large jugs you can use.

How have you managed to get away with this Charlalottie?!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Too obvious. Or Bag for Balls didn't read it.

[Ballbag]

I searched my inner self, and decided against making a suggestive gag about a seventeen year old's boobs. I do hope you understand.

[Boboff]

Yes I thought the same baggie, one has to know where to draw the line doesn't one

[Yudster]

You Bakewell Tart you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I searched my inner self, and decided against making a suggestive gag about a seventeen year old's boobs. I do hope you understand.

Are you ill?

[Boboff]

Just fearful of doing a Topher I think

[Ballbag]

Dictionary.com

Doing a Topher v: - The art or act of grooming someone of the opposite sex and of a less than legal age in the hope of some action.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Mr Topher has grounds to sue there Bag for Balls.

[Yudster]

Yeah, Topher was set up! He was framed!

[Ballbag]

I know he was.............I was merely acting out of comedy value.

This is really what dictionary.com said.

Doing a Topher V: - Being framed by a naughty young person...... oh, and playing ping pong.


The same thing happened to a friend of mine, picked some girl up in a club..... took her home.... then saw her in the paper winning some under 14s net ball tournament........ then he was physically sick and didn't leave the house for ages.

[Yudster]

The way the law is these days I'd be surprised if he was allowed to leave the house for ages.

[Zoot]

All of the pubs around here are closed due to the water shortage, so I'm keeping this one open, just no gets to have ice in there drinks.

[Yudster]

Don't like ice in my drinks anyway. I'd like a large vodka and tonic please. Hold the tonic.

[kendra k]

i love a soda pop with loads of ice. keeps it extra cold!

[MK Chris]

Absinthe is a dreadful drink.

[kendra k]

i set myself on fire once when drinking absinthe. i also burnt a large hole in a sofa. then i some how ended up across town eating chinese food while my house was looking for me.

[Ballbag]

Your house was looking for you? That's amazing......

"KENDRA...... WHERE ARE YOU..... COME HERE...... IT'S ME........ YOUR HOUSE........ COME ON WHERE ARE YOU, MY BRICKS ARE GETTING COLD."

[Boboff]

I would imagine she lost her Mate, her house mate, I would hope anyway, any one who checks the guinea pig first after an earthquake though should I suppose be taken on face value.

[kendra k]

haha. it was my student co-op of 150 other people. i was drinking with about 20 people and i somehow got lost.

[catherine]

On holiday a group of us got off in Gibraltar and asked for Absinthe but it was banned there because it courses hollusinations. We got some stuff that was 80% and we had a shot of it each and it killed your throat, then someone accidently spilt some on the table and it stripped the wood varish .

[MK Chris]

I have had some 80% polish vodka (wodka) before, I did it for a bet. You wouldn't wanna do too many of them.

[Boboff]

Ah house, as in Fraternity type thing, never thought of it like that at all. We have houses in Schools, I was in Griffindor.