[Yudster]

I've never been a major lover of Brad Pitt,

No? Just got off with him a couple of times after parties and then managed to shag him once behind the marquee when he was drunk? Never mind, better luck next time, but wqtch out for Angelina, she's a predator, that one.

[foot-loose]

I've never been a major lover of Brad Pitt,

No? Just got off with him a couple of times after parties and then managed to shag him once behind the marquee when he was drunk?

you as well?

[Zoot]

I've never been a major lover of Brad Pitt,

No? Just got off with him a couple of times after parties and then managed to shag him once behind the marquee when he was drunk?

you as well?

Yea, but the Bastich keeps phoning me, won't leave me alone...

[foot-loose]

maybe you got him prenant?

Were you on the pill at the time?

[Zoot]

What you on about loosy? Its up to him to organise the protection, not me, I can't be left to all the details...

[foot-loose]

Oh so thats yer attitude is it?

Well, I suppose I should have known. Hump 'em and dump 'em then?

[Zoot]

Yea, you certainly shouldn't be suprised Loosy, why do you think I never rang you back?
And no, I don't put you in the same region as Brad Pitt, I'm just easy...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

That explains what you are doing to that tortoise.