[thee moomin hunter]

who here thinks elephants would be better if they had wheels instead of leg?s

[Boboff]

If they were only small castor type wheels then that would be poor, 36inch Alloys and some Slicks would be good.

Goodness you are random arn't you.

If chlorophyll was another colour other than green what would be best, I fancy purple or magnolia.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

He thinks hes wacky. Heaven help us all.

[Boboff]

*cough* Anus Conkers *cough*

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Thats a serious sport.

[Yudster]

No, I don't think elephants would be better with wheels.

[foot-loose]

where would they put their shoes?

[Yudster]

On the shoe rack of course, where else?

[foot-loose]

Thats just silly talk.

Where would they put the shoe rack??

[kendra k]

in the entry way of their house?

elephants would be better if they shot fire out of their trunks.

[foot-loose]

could that not prove messy in the swimming pool?






(see what i did there? Trunks? At the swimming pool? Oh, I am a hoot!)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

in the entry way of their house?

elephants would be better if they shot fire out of their trunks.

Sounds like me after a vindaloo.

[kendra k]

are you tipsy again?

[foot-loose]

no

That was enough last night.

Obviously im never drinking again!

[Yudster]

Foot Loose's elephants are all pink.

[Walter Sobchak]

Foot Loose's elephants are all pink.

I think you can get cream for that.

[Vivienne]

who here thinks elephants would be better if they had wheels instead of leg?s

I do... I think a lot of things should have wheels added. Love the thread. Off-the-wall... great stuff

[DemonHorse]

would make the world a hella lot more... 'interesting'

[kendra k]

'interesting'? quite. it seems too easy to just suggest possible themes from a surrealist painting and claim to be zany.
what if the sky was orange and grass was pink?
what if gravity was only half strength?
what if more people read books?

[Boboff]

There speaks the voice of reason, and sanity in an otherwise mad world.

I am sure there is some profound quote about hypothetically speaking, something like it's a * waste of time, or just risk assessment.

[Vivienne]

something things just aren't possible tho'... the sky is blue, e.g. due to particles of light (physics).

[kendra k]

i'm just bitter that i'm not super creative or able to imagine silly stuff. i think it's because my mom raised me with sarcasm and intimidation. she also made me read lots of books.

[foot-loose]

Surely it would be more likely for the sky to be orange than it would for an elephant to be born with wheels instead of legs?

Have I missed something?

[kendra k]

i mean orange like all the time, not just when the air quality is poor and the sun is on the horizon.
i think this thread would be better if more people here were drunk or using hallucinogenics.
footie, you should get sauced tonight and come up with an alternate reality.

[Vivienne]

yep, a chunk of my brain