[kendra k]

i need to drink 32 oz. of water in the next 20 minutes. i've already had a big glass and i think i'm going to heave. how's this for inane? s

[Ballbag]

Hahaha, I can't even imagine what that looks like.............. chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug.

[kendra k]

it's like beer funneling, only with water.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

that reminds me of the old guy i met in urology who had forgotten his urine sample. He was like a camel that afternoon.

[kendra k]

i was afraid i'd be dehydrated and that my blood would flow like sludge because i had 2 lattes yesterday. 50oz of water later, i gave my blood super fast.

[S4B]

Congratulations and all that Kendra. Have they said if the chemo's working yet?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Congratualtions for giving blood? Do you get a round of applause for a stool sample?

[S4B]

Gaspode that's not funny

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

It just seemed a funny thing to congratulate something for. What were you congratulating her on?

[DemonHorse]

Do you get a round of applause for a stool sample?

It depends who you are.

[Yudster]

It just seemed a funny thing to congratulate something for. What were you congratulating her on?

Maybe she was just trying to be pleasant and supportive to the person with the horrible illness and having the shitty treatment? Or maybe there are prizes we don't know about.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I reckon my blood would kick the ass of your blood.

[DemonHorse]

I reckon my blood would kick the ass of your blood.

Time for a Googlefight?
either that or a revival of Celebrity Deathmatch.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... ster+Blood

in your (bloody) face.

[Ballbag]

Hahaha, eat my blood gas man. Perhaps you could have it as a kind of black pudding, I'm sure it'll be very tastey.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... pode+blood

[DemonHorse]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Gaspode+Blood&word2=Yudster+Blood

in your (bloody) face.

Hahaha, eat my blood gas man. Perhaps you could have it as a kind of black pudding, I'm sure it'll be very tastey.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... pode+blood

and the blood world champion is....

[Yudster]

I don't understand, but it wouldn't be me, I'm anaemic!

[MK Chris]

Yudster is a made up name and Gaspode is taken from popular culture, so it's predictable that 'Gaspode blood' would beat 'Yudster blood' (Yudster, a Google fight is where you pit two words or phrases against each other and the one with the most results returned from a Google query is the winner.)

[Vivienne]

i need to drink 32 oz. of water in the next 20 minutes. i've already had a big glass and i think i'm going to heave. how's this for inane? s

you're still ALIVE. How lucky are you today.

[Yudster]

(Yudster, a Google fight is where you pit two words or phrases against each other and the one with the most results returned from a Google query is the winner.)

You see, I didn't know that. Now that I do, I feel enriched by the knowledge. Thank you.

[Boboff]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... ster+Blood

Ok so poetic license, but what a win !

[Yudster]

I still don't really know whats going on here!

[Boboff]

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?la ... wonder+dog

This proves that Anus conkers is now bigger than the Gas himself.

Hey this is fun !

Yuds.

If you click on the link, then type in two related things however obscure, I don't know say your full name and your husbands full name, click on fight and it will tell you which of you has more search results listed on google, you see ?

[Yudster]

Ok - when does it start being fun?!

[Boboff]

When you are re-invented as a childish man, who transfers male aggression into simple word fights on a search engine.

Just like me !