[Vivienne]

still don't get it.. please make sense..

[Ballbag]

Gobbling on a knob Viv. Do you need more?

[foot-loose]

Oh fur heavens sake...

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... PINK+CIGAR

He is only havin a laugh.

[MK Chris]

Viv, I've got to say it before someone else, but how can you not see the innuendo in that, yet you can see innuendo that's not there in other things.

PINK CIGAR

The male reproductive organ (Penis).
A slang term used to indicate another person is homosexual and has a strong desire to suck on a penis.

Actually, more to the point, how can you expect someone else to spell it out to you, when on numerous occasions you've not been willing to do that when people have not understood you?

[Vivienne]

OK, calm down everybody.. I was only asking a simple question... and I was embarassed to explain stuff to other people in the past (pink face) (pink face).

[kendra k]

it sounds like some people here need to spend more time with pink cigargs or the pipe rather than arguing about donuts. (all donuts are good because they're fried. it's a rule.)

[Vivienne]

I'd like to spend more time with pink cigars if only I had half a chance

[kendra k]

viv, i'm sure you can work on that.
actually, eat subway- it's just as phallic.

[Vivienne]

I'm deprived at the moment - SOB... and I'd rather have the real thing (!!).

[Ballbag]

Viv, are you pimping yourself out?

[Vivienne]

i'm not pimping myself out... cheeky monkey... but I can think of someone on here I wouldn't mind doing it to! (heh heh)

[Ballbag]

Yes but I'm married Viv........ I'm very sorry.

[Vivienne]

I wasn't meaning YOU.

[foot-loose]

... and I'm not your type m'darlin.

[Vivienne]

Wasn't meaning YOU either!

[DemonHorse]

viv, i'm sure you can work on that.
actually, eat subway- it's just as phallic.

more so with the footlong.

[Vivienne]

sorry... but sandwiches just don't cut it peoples.

[DemonHorse]

sorry... but sandwiches just don't cut it peoples.

indeed. Knives and saws are better for the task of cutting.

[Vivienne]

that's not what I meant! I meant sandwiches couldn't compare with .. well.... ya know

[DemonHorse]

that's not what I meant! I meant sandwiches couldn't compare with .. well.... ya know

do I know?

[Vivienne]

you just use your LOAF (ha ha!!) Loaf - sandwiches!! (ha ha).

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1. Greenhaulghs
2. Hampsons
3. Greggs

[DemonHorse]

1. Greenhaulghs
2. Hampsons
3. Greggs

Greenhaulghs and Hampsons are northern (or more local) things I assume?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Yeah I imagine so. Theres also Sayers.

http://www.greenhalghs.com/about_us.htm

[fish heads]

Never heard of Greenhaulghs, personally up here. I always thought Hampsons was southern personally as well. Maybe there are only 2 in existence in the world.