[foot-loose]

Oh come on, as if none of your mothers walked in on you playing doctors and nurses with live farm animals...

You make me sound like I'm odd or something.

Its the way that you specify that they were alive at the time that worries me...

Like there might be a reason that you would have to clarify that?

[Zoot]

I had a friend who was in to Bondage, Necrophilia and Beastiality.

Turns out he was just flogging a dead horse...


Ba dum.

[foot-loose]

Whats it like to always be playing catch up?

What do you say to the sadomasochist who enjoys nechrophilia and beastiality?
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Stop it... you're flogging a dead horse!

[Vivienne]

I had a friend who was in to Bondage,

Ba dum.

the bondage part's nice (ha ha).

[Zoot]

Yea, well mine was funnier, because I'm english, and I invented Scotland. so there.

[Console]

I've never done anything with farm animals.

(emphasis mine)

I won't say it.

[Vivienne]

what's got into you this morning... I've never done anything with animals of any kind !

[Console]

Humans are animals too you know. (This was the crap tenuous joke I was heading towards)

[Vivienne]

OK...well, I guess my previous stuff is a lie

[Zoot]

Console, as I've been a good boy and I've been suffering from a bad foot these last two weeks, can I have a purple name next to my Avatar like you've got a green one?
Pretty Please?

[Vivienne]

Is the purple to go with something, zoots?

[Console]

You can, but I wouldn't count on it happening.

[Zoot]

Is the purple to go with something, zoots?

At the moment, the colour of my foot...

Awww Console, can't you pull a few strings / press a few buttons / kiss a few arses to make it happen?

If you do, I promise to never name a thread starting with 'Zoots...' again.

[Vivienne]

sorry, zoots... mind's in the gutter (as usual)... just ignore me !!

[Console]

Console, can't you pull a few strings / press a few buttons / kiss a few arses to make it happen?

I can, but once again, I wouldn't count on it. You're probably better off asking the administrator of the board.

If you do, I promise to never name a thread starting with 'Zoots...' again.

You mean you might actually put an apostrophe in?

[foot-loose]

Console, as I've been a good boy and I've been suffering from a bad foot these last two weeks, can I have a purple name next to my Avatar like you've got a green one?
Pretty Please?

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Why?

[Vivienne]

he just wants to be different from the rest of us lesser mortals.

[Zoot]

he just wants to be different from the rest of us lesser mortals.

Exactly. Its about time everyone realised that I'm better than you all.

(I think i've overdosed on sugar...)

[Console]

I think users in the 'Banned from posting' group show up as purple.

[Vivienne]

if you're getting a different colour, the rest of us should too! Purple's what I would go for, or blue!

[Vivienne]

I think users in the 'Banned from posting' group show up as purple.

clearly, it would have to be blue

[Console]

No, I think purple may suit you.

[Zoot]

On second thoughts, I don't wanna be purple anymore.

[Vivienne]

I think you would miss me too much, Cons - and that quote can be 2 ways (ha ha!).

[Console]

You mean as in 'if I strangled you and you turned purple, it would suit you'?