[Adam]

just because you have GOL (Gay online) doesn't mean to say you can't use something else

[Funky Drummer]

true, but I cant be arsed. I'll just put up with it, it's not soooooo bad.

And yes, it does mean 'I don't like it' Spot on!

[Adam]

AOL to go into the Bin of Doom as well.

[Nablo.]

Oh well shame there the No1 ISP in the world.

[kendra k]

there the... there where? what? huh!

i used aol... now i've local dsl... much nicer, friendlier, and loads less porn

[Nablo.]

How do you stop getting Junk mail porn, chain mail, insurance and holiday e-mails when your block list is full?

I still gets the crap and spend 5 minutes deleting it everydays it's getting on my t*ts

[Morals]

AOL is my ISP. Je ne l'aime pas.

Surely that's je n'aime pas?

[MK Chris]

That's what confused me.

How do you stop getting Junk mail porn, chain mail, insurance and holiday e-mails when your block list is full?

I still gets the crap and spend 5 minutes deleting it everydays it's getting on my t*ts

Change ISP

[Nablo.]

lol.........no

[Morals]

How do you stop getting Junk mail porn, chain mail, insurance and holiday e-mails when your block list is full?

I still gets the crap and spend 5 minutes deleting it everydays it's getting on my t*ts

Use a decent Email system - I've had one spam mail in about 6 months...

[Uglybob]

yeah but i have yahoo and hotmail cos they are free but they only limit their blocking to 100 and mine have surpassed that.

[Morals]

Mine's free, I have (virtually) unlimited storage space, no limits on file sizes... I maintain a hotmail account so that I can use Messenger and it serves as an address to use when registering for websites etc. so pretty much any spam I get gets sent to my hotmail address. Oh, and it has a calendar feature too.

[Funky Drummer]

AOL is my ISP. Je ne l'aime pas.

Surely that's je n'aime pas?

Je n'aime pas is simply I don't like for which you would go on to say what it is you don't like.

I added le before the aime as a direct object pronoun meaning 'it' but because le ends with a vowel and aime starts with a vowel, you drop the 'e' from le to get Je ne l'aime pas. I don't like it.

Comprendez-vous?

[MK Chris]

Bloody hell, can u teach me french so I can get in with the au pair next door?!

[Funky Drummer]

Oui, pas de probleme. Mais quelquefois le fait que c'est tres loins entre nous serais une probleme!

(Yeah, no problem. Although occasioonaly the fact that there's a huge distance between us would be a problem!)

[MK Chris]

Fair enough, but I bet you're proper useful to take to Calais every time you need some cheap booze... French don't understand "Got any cheap plonk mate?"

[Funky Drummer]

haha, true

[Miss Charlie J]

just find a website that translates,
considering this post is about sh*t posts then:
i really like potatoes
and i recently had my hair highlighted and every1 i know likes it,
and i could go on forever tlkin sh*t but i mite aswell just stop here as im tired and its not coz im 14 and its past my bedtime its coz ive just got back from swimmin round my friends house and my eyes are quite sore from chlorine

[Morals]

just find a website that translates,
considering this post is about sh*t posts then:
i really like potatoes
and i recently had my hair highlighted and every1 i know likes it,
and i could go on forever tlkin sh*t but i mite aswell just stop here as im tired and its not coz im 14 and its past my bedtime its coz ive just got back from swimmin round my friends house and my eyes are quite sore from chlorine

Does he have a moat?

[Funky Drummer]

boom boom

[Morals]

Someone was bound to say it....

[Nablo.]

It was crap post she deserved it anyway

[Adam]

not forgetting the add 3 inches and reduce your debt by 99%.....

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