[Zoot]

Is it mine????

[foot-loose]

I thought you had taken the pill????

[catherine]

Aww now the Zoot-loose thing really is happening.

[kendra k]

if i'm menopausal, why can't i join aarp.

[foot-loose]

"?!?! I appear to be pregnant!!"

To clarify this post:

I once took the test to prove what negative looked like for someone. What I didnt realise at the time though was that it all went blue first and then bits faded away when your not pregnant, so it all went the pregnant colour first.

I was drunk. I was a bit confused about the whole thing.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm slightly worried considering your job at how much of the time you spend drunk.

[foot-loose]

Ah no - its just all the interesting things seem to happen then.

I actually spend a lot less time drunk than I think it seems. Or is that what someone in denial would say?!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Or maybe you are always drunk so dont realise.

[MK Chris]

I know someone like that and he is from Durham, so he's almost Scottish (though when I say that to him I have to be the other side of the room so I don't get hit.)

[Nicola_Red]

" I can't stay out late, I have an early start tomorrow" (especially when I actually follow thru on the resolution)

anything starting "when I were a lass..." but actually I quite like saying that cos it reminds me of my Nana. also in that category, to someone sitting in the house with a coat on: "are you not stopping?" and my brother's contribution (whilst driving thru Preston recently): "I remember when this was all fields."

[DemonHorse]

Ah no - its just all the interesting things seem to happen then.

I actually spend a lot less time drunk than I think it seems. Or is that what someone in denial would say?!

"Just the usual dilemma, shall I get drunk now, or, shall I get VERY drunk now, OR, Am I drunk already? I'd better have a little drinky and have a think about it."

[S4B]

Yay Nicola's back! Where you been hun? Anywhere nice?

[Nicola_Red]

No, I've been to the place known as In Trouble At Work For Using The Net Too Much. Had to lay off all forums really.

[S4B]

Eek! That's not good. Want me to write to the boss and tell them that your time on here was contributing to mental welfare for so many people that they should let you on at all times?

[Nicola_Red]

Well, you could. But it probably wouldn't help. Our calls come thru automatically here, so it's not really possible to be neglecting work in favour of using the net - if you logged off your phone to do so it would be instantly recognisable by the managers, and I haven't been accused of that. But the fact that I still answer calls and otherwise do the job I'm paid to do perfectly well has been resolutely ignored. *sigh*

[kendra k]

that sucks, but it's nice to have you back all the same.

[S4B]

bah! Let's petition them that you're probably even more effective when on here as well! Have to admit I'm kind of skivving on here today too but I'm owed at least a year in overtime so I don't really care!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

that sucks, but it's nice to have you back all the same.

I don't reckon you ever actually do any work!

[kendra k]

actually, i've been doing quite a lot recently! i'm not at work now though. i'm frosting cupcakes for our library's pizza party.

[S4B]

Does "frosting" mean icing or is that different?

[kendra k]

yeah, icing. frosting tends to be a bit thicker than what we consider icing here, but it's all the same. i'll post pictures later.

[S4B]

Thank you. I've read books where people have been frosting brownies and I've always been confused as my dictionaries don't explain the difference, pictures would be much better

[kendra k]

here are some chocolate frosted ones.

and here are some white frosted one.

[foot-loose]

That, my dear Kendra, is a good definition of the phrase "Cake Porn".

[MK Chris]

They look great.