[kendra k]

i could maybe see egg in a spring roll, but not cheese.

nicola, i can send you peanut chews if you could send some vegan nutella.

[S4B]

What do you want me to send honey? I want a suprise something American

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Send an invasion force.

[Walter Sobchak]

Kendra you're gonna have to post a list of stuff you want and a list of stuff you think we'd like. I'd like Brad Pitt - he's from America but I doubt you could manage that............or can you?

Kendra's Anglo-American Swap-shop.

Nobody tell Noel Edmonds, wouldn't want Keith Chegwin knocking on Kendra's door!

[S4B]

Keith can knock on my door, he's a legend

[MK Chris]

I have an anecdote about Keith Chegwin, I'm sure I posted it ages ago.

*searches*

Here it is.

[S4B]

awww that's lovely! See he is a legend

[fish heads]

Mallett = Knob.

I remember you posting that before Topher, but totally forgot (even if that is contradictory).I always liked Cheggers anyway and this only confirms it

[Nicola_Red]

nicola, i can send you peanut chews if you could send some vegan nutella.

Yeah, I'm sure I could. Are we talking about a different brand of choc spread with nuts that happens to be vegan, cos I don't *think* Nutella the brand name make a vegan version (correct me if I'm wrong). I know that hotel chocolat make fantastic vegan choc spread, but not sure if they do a version with nuts or not. Anyone who can get on their website could check for me - it's blocked here at work.

[Yudster]

Well hotel chocolat is porn as far as I'm concerned. I'll have a look for you.

[kendra k]

any vegan chocolate spread would be ace. they're really hard to get in this area, which is ludicrous because it's one of the most veggie centric metropolitan areas in the nation.h

[Nicola_Red]

Right, I'll get on it and PM you when i need your address etc. I *think* I can get away with posting to the US here at work which makes it easier and cheaper. Not sure how long it takes - when I order from the states on t'internet it usually takes 2-3 weeks, which isn't too bad.

Which reminds me - I ordered a beautiful hair flower (a black triple orchid) from a site called thedivapinup.com and they took my money and nothing ever turned up. I emailed several times but got no response, and the link on paypal to the supposed shipping info on USPS brought up a blank space where the tracking number should be. Just thought I would have a whinge, I'm still bitter about that and can't find anything the same here.

[catherine]

I want loads of beef jerky -drools- i'll send you 15 packets of sour starburst!

[Nicola_Red]

Just a note to all those after American foodstuffs, particularly sweets (eg Reese's), you can pick them up easily on ebay from UK sellers - there is a sellers' shop called 'American Food Store'.

[MK Chris]

My brother got back from Canada last week, and the most exciting thing (to him) that he brought back was............... Froot Loops.

[foot-loose]

My brother got back from Canada last week, and the most exciting thing (to him) that he brought back was............... Froot Loops.

**raises head**
**looks around**
**puts head down again**

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You are a fruit loop.

So close.

[Vivienne]

here's the deal. i want to send people stuff, and i want people to send me stuff. sort of like penpals. is anybody up for this type of exchange?

I don't suppose you'd like a free iPOD would you? I'm not joking. Or would anyone else like it?

[Vivienne]

well, you can have it if you like... how would I get it to you tho'? There's nothing wrong with the appliance, just its owner ! It won't switch on, and it's making me nervous just sitting there looking @ me.

[MK Chris]

Flog it on Ebay you silly arse.

[Ballbag]

well, you can have it if you like... how would I get it to you tho'?

Viv, are you joking? I mean do you really not know how to get it to her? Obviously you'd have to take it to her personally, I guess driving might take ages, so the only other option is to take the train..... or perhaps fly. Whichever is easiest for you.

[Vivienne]

I mean.... I switch it on, but nothing happens... it's brand new tho', I can assure you! I don't want cash for it, being a non-materialistic individual, so if anyone wants it, then my e-mail address is in my profile. I'm not joking..!

[Vivienne]

well, you can have it if you like... how would I get it to you tho'?

Viv, are you joking? I mean do you really not know how to get it to her? Obviously you'd have to take it to her personally, I guess driving might take ages, so the only other option is to take the train..... or perhaps fly. Whichever is easiest for you.

why in The Hell would I be joking? I'm not asking people for their addresses, or perhaps she could dish out the address of a local field, balls?

[Vivienne]

I guess I would have all the pieces.... I'm not really "down with the appliances".... I just know I don't like it, and don't want it. I didn't realise it was supposed to be charged.

[Vivienne]

that's what I meant, I never realised you were supposed to do anything with it... this is getting ridiculous.... I had this carry on when I first got my mobile, and promptly informed a number of people that you could walk & talk @ the same time with it, causing much hilarity.

I just plain don't want it.