[kendra k]

he's another thread that could be the love child of zenon and viv:
today i took a bath and it seemed like my toe nail on my pinky toe was really long. in reality it was falling off. it wasn't discoloured or anything. does this mean i'm dying?

[Console]

Just find a physic cat that can read the aura's of near-dead people and ask it (because it'll probably talk fluent English too) whether or not your dying. Or, take a look around the room and see if you can spot a large skeleton in a black robe (possibly with a scythe); if you do see it (especially if it's on a great pale horse), then you may be in trouble.

[gbm]

I'd just check one of the numerous sites that tell you the day your going to day - that should be able to tell you more than I can, but I'd recommend perhaps some duck tape.

(note to console - what happened to the avatar with cm.net on the computer rather than the jargon? - I thought it made it like a proper mascot and not a generic one )

[Console]

My avatar randomly switches between the two.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

My body is slowly falling apart as well. Today my ear fell off.

[S4B]

OOh Hurrah maybe tomorrow it'll be your fingers

[Nicola_Red]

I think you have radiation poisoning, Gaspode. Kendra, it's probably just a fungal infection.

[kendra k]

it didn't look like fungus though. i'll blame chemo.

gaspode- you have leprosy.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Damn if Princess Di were alive she would be kissing me about now. The cheeky slapper.

[Vivienne]

he's another thread that could be the love child of zenon and viv:
today i took a bath and it seemed like my toe nail on my pinky toe was really long. in reality it was falling off. it wasn't discoloured or anything. does this mean i'm dying?

maybe more in need of some psychiatric help, me thinks.

[Console]

For starting a thread that could be the love child of Zenon and Viv? Very possibly.

[Vivienne]

she doesn't need any help from us.

[kendra k]

i doubt you could really help me since my toenail's already fallen off. i don't think i'd want psychiatric help from here, sorry guys.

[Vivienne]

aaah... the blessing of "foes"... can't see her stuff anymore!

[kendra k]

who, me? what'd i say? viv, you run hot and cold faster than my water heater.

[Yudster]

Damn if Princess Di were alive she would be kissing me about now. The cheeky slapper.

She never was too fussy. Isn't it great how Prince Harry looks so much like James Hewitt?

[kendra k]

Damn if Princess Di were alive she would be kissing me about now. The cheeky slapper.

She never was too fussy. Isn't it great how Prince Harry looks so much like James Hewitt?

holy cow, i never noticed that before.

[Yudster]

Its the big unmentioned Thing That Everybody Knows But Never Says.

Kendra you're up too early, you ok?

[kendra k]

i couldn't sleep because i have a nasty cold and such. i just woke up again.

[Sistermoon]

sorry...to me he still looks like Charles too! Like the love child of James Hewitt and Prince Charles!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I thought everybody said it? people were calling him Harry Hewitt when he wasnt going off to war.