[S4B]

Beadle Poke is annoying me today!

[Vivienne]

annoying me = I'm very itchy... I've been scratching all morning... I've got a new showergel, and I think this must be why.... It looked lovely in the bottle (a deep wine colour), then came out looking like blood and smelling like liquorice. Horrendous. Like something out of "Halloween"..

Also, I may have to deal with the public again today.

[Zoot]

a pina colada on the way to work? And get caught doing what?

Just out of interest, do you know anything about popular culture?

[Vivienne]

so.. popular culture involves people coming into work drunk, zoots?

[Zoot]

so.. popular culture involves people coming into work drunk, zoots?

Nope, but at one point it may involve this song - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVdhZwK7cS8

Have you seen Shrek?

[Vivienne]

No, Shrek's not my thing.

[Vivienne]

why are there so many clowns in this world.... bring on my lunch-hour, so I can escape to the park.
This morning, people have:

1. refused to sit down when told to do so.
2. lay on the stairs in front of me.
3. banged on the windows.
4. spoken a lot of rubbish to me. Aren't there any normos?

[Yudster]

What kind of hospital are you working in Viv?!

[Vivienne]

I work in the "brain Dept"... just a normal hospital, yuds.. at least it's supposed to be normal.

[Yudster]

Do you think that maybe some of the people who need to go to the "brain dept" might have various issues which might possibly mean that their appreciation of "normal" might be a bit skewed by circumstances? Like poorly brains maybe?

[Vivienne]

yep, you're right .. to a point anyway ...

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Is that why Moyles has added Pudsey?

[kendra k]

chocolate sprinkles? i have to say, that sounds like something out of a sitcom.

[S4B]

Who put the choc sprinkles all over the floor? Your mum?

[Yudster]

I think your mum needs a holiday. A nice, long holiday by the sea.

[onenightwithlaura]

Whats anoying me, computer nerds. Why do they call you names when they have no life?

[S4B]

Aww who's been calling you names? (by the way, who's Laura?)

[foot-loose]

Laura is the irritating producer off the Scot Mills roadshow.

[Yudster]

Is she the producer? I thought she was the broadcast assistant, or whatever they are called these days. If they promoted her to producer, it explains a lot about whats happened to the Mills show lately.

[foot-loose]

UM tells us:

"Originally a 'Broadcast Assistant', these jobs were scrapped in May 2006, and she became an Assistant Producer for the show.

She has ocassionally produced the Scott Mills show - mainly over the Christmas 2005 period, and has also been a producer for JK and Joel's shows."

[Vivienne]

Laura is the irritating producer off the Scot Mills roadshow.

Don't worry! She may soon be going to Hollywood!

[Yudster]

Any chance she could take Scott and Chappers with her? Or at least Scott.

[Vivienne]

Doubt it, yuds. Anyhow, the whole "hollywood thing" is probably a wind-up!

[Yudster]

What, Scott Mills and Laura setting up a fake scenario and trying to pretend it is real? How could you accuse them of such a thing! Next you'll be telling me that One Night With Laura was fixed, and that Laura's Diary wasn't real!

[Vivienne]

I know, yuds! Laura must have made a fortune from that book as well! I can't see any of that particular team splitting up for any reason!!