[Andy B]

You just need to be good at the following = oral! you're sorted!!

Pierced tongue = sorted! - thank you.

[Vivienne]

you shouldn't need a map, just your loaF.

[Walter Sobchak]

Yep, but I've experience in other ways! And I happen to know that you know when it's about to happen, thus you should be able to stop!

Thats not always true viv.

Depends on how he's looked after his little friend really, take the myth that men can only climax once, with the correct training 'down there' men can have multiple climaxes too.

What do you mean correct training? You need just a decent girl down there. To be honest my reputation is going down the plughole here so nevermind about the next two words I write. Five times.
I thank you.

Also honesty is good, if I don't enjoy something I say so then I don't end up resenting the guy I'm with and from there we can get better and enjoy it more.

Don't worry Charlalottie, a decent girl can certainly help, but what I meant was that men often build up their muscles at a gym, but forget about "Mr Wonderful".
One exercise they can do is when they go to the loo, to hold it for 10 seconds, and release it for 5, until they've finished.
And you are right, honesty is good.

[Vivienne]

What a hoot... this has just made me spit out a glass of water!

[Andy B]

Don't worry Charlalottie, a decent girl can certainly help, but what I meant was that men often build up their muscles at a gym, but forget about "Mr Wonderful".
One exercise they can do is when they go to the loo, to hold it for 10 seconds, and release it for 5, until they've finished.
And you are right, honesty is good.

quite true, I do my excercises regularly....no point wasting it and just letting it go anywhere....

[Vivienne]

hopefully it would look a bit better than that avatar of your's.

[foot-loose]

Better??

Thats the legend that is Bender! Don't diss the Bender!*


*that line was not meant to have any innuendo in it.

[Andy B]

And the avatar is one freely available to all users if you're too lazy to get one yourself.

When I grow up I wanna be a self centered alcoholic thief/pimp robot!

[Zoot]

What a hoot... this has just made me spit out a glass of water!

.... Well thats one age old question you've just answered Viv...

[Andy B]

Classy girl. Most girls I know can't decided till the last second so they just take it on the chin.

[Console]

When I grow up I wanna be a self centered alcoholic thief/pimp robot!

I'm going to go build my own theme park, with black jack...and hookers. In fact, forget the park.

I gotta say, I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Ha hey, a suicide booth, so long suckers!

[Yudster]

Classy girl. Most girls I know can't decided till the last second so they just take it on the chin.

Actual conversation -

Him - "Is it ok if I come in your mouth?"
Me - "Yep as long as you don't mind me vomiting in your crotch".

[Andy B]

Worth it though to be honest....

[Yudster]

What, even if I had chilli for dinner?

[foot-loose]

I currently have an image of Drusilla vomiting on Benders bendy place.

[S4B]

What do you mean correct training? You need just a decent girl down there. To be honest my reputation is going down the plughole here so nevermind about the next two words I write. Five times.
I thank you.

s4b's helpful hints & tips worked then Lottie?

Er... I AM a female, and I'd like another female to do bug all!!

Viv, seriously, don't knock it 'til you've tried it. Only with a man present though!!!!!

[S4B]

[yorkypudd]

Smile

[Yudster]

I currently have an image of Drusilla vomiting on Benders bendy place.

Is it good?

[Vivienne]

[I'm going to go build my own theme park, with black jack...and hookers. In fact, forget the park.

I gotta say, I'm really enjoying the day out with you people. Ha hey, a suicide booth, so long suckers!

I'd forget the hookers, not the park (!!)

[foot-loose]

I currently have an image of Drusilla vomiting on Benders bendy place.

Is it good?

no

[Yudster]

I know.

[Boboff]

Yuds, I am shocked !

[Yudster]

What, shocked that there is actually a mainstream sexual activity which I don't enjoy?! I have been known to collect samples and offer a trade - you swallow this, and I'll do it. No takers yet, strange that.

[Vivienne]

You can ask someone to stop before you need to swallow!