[Vivienne]

PLEASE STOP doing this joke! This is the 5th/6th time, and it is time to bury it.

[Console]

4th, and I only do it because you keep randomly posting a username with multiple exclamation marks after it.

[Vivienne]

So that was why you were searching forums... so you could be correct. As usual.

[Console]

Actually I was searching to see if a clip of the Drew Barrymoore interview had been posted anywhere.

[foot-loose]

Hey Footy - We have a Hamster called Scampi. I always find you need the oil really hot before you pour the batter in to make a good yorkshire pudding

I have a dog called Hollie. When the night has come and the land is dark and the moon is the only light we will see.

[Zoot]

No I won't be afraid, no I won't be afraid
Just as long as I have my Hamster, My Scampi

[foot-loose]

Nice rhyming.

[moonbeam]

When i was little my mum baught me a rabbit, we took forever trying to find a name for her so in the end i chose ( and bear in mind people i was only 5 years old) SNIFFY! Oh and i now have a dog called Tilly.

[MK Chris]

When I was about three, we had a rabbit called 'Tiz' (not sure why).

[Zoot]

When I was about three, we had a rabbit called 'Tiz' (not sure why).

Maybe someone thought You'd quite like a pet rabbit?

[MK Chris]

Perhaps. I reckon today is "give Topher his just rewards" day.

[catherine]

I've had loadssss of pets. My first was called Mrs Bitey and she was a guinea pig, so my porn star name is Mrs Bitey Silke (you take your first pet and your mothers maiden names.) Kittens/Cats names from over the years are Jesus, Scabby, Skinny, Tibbon, Nemo, Pookie, Nova, Alley, Mona-Lisa, Mr Bojangles, Sasha, Bella, Gizmo and Munchkin. There is more but i can't remember.

[Ezza]

i used to have a rabbit called Squirell... which we shortened to Squizz.
but then he died.

[Sunny So Cal]

PLEASE STOP doing this joke! This is the 5th/6th time, and it is time to bury it.

Viv, "Khhhaaaaaannnn!!" is classic

Pet fun: Knew a boy in school whose dog was named "Toilet"

[foot-loose]

my porn star name is Mrs Bitey Silke (you take your first pet and your mothers maiden names.)

Mine is "Patch Hastie"

Brilliant.

[moonbeam]

my porn star name is Mrs Bitey Silke (you take your first pet and your mothers maiden names.)

I thought it was your first pets name and the name of the first street you lived on. In that case mines would be Sniffy Bute Drive! Or if i was doing it cats way, Sniffy White! Fun either way.

[kendra k]

i had a hamster named "fuzzbucket" after the character from captain eo. it was a mean sucker who was eaten by a raccoon.

we had a cat named fido who acted like a dog, she was great.

at one point i had a mouse named atlee, a cat named lynton, and a dog named maggie.

[S4B]

I had a cat called Sylvester which got shortened to Vest and when we used to call him by shouting Vest the neighbours used to shout back "knickers" he was a very confused cat by then end.

I now have a black cat called Salem - I LOVE Sabrina the Teenage Witch!

(oh and my pornstar name would be Suzy Causeway - Sunny's way which is also my way - or Suzy Blunden - Cat's way - I prefer mine and Sunny's way)

[MK Chris]

Mine would be Ranger Leonard young Catherine's way or Ranger Greenfield S4B's way.

Mum's dog was called Ranger after the football team (QPR, not Glasgow Rangers.)

[foot-loose]

Sad news, pet fans...

I had a shrimp in my fish tank. He was called Shrimpy. I awoke this morning to find histail sorta floating about. It looked like a prawn.


RIP Shrimpy.

[Ballbag]

I am now just left with Elton after Lionel was sadly murdered by the vets this year.

Previous pets include Bob, Jenny and John Barnes (My first gerbil)

[Yudster]

My name would be Pickle Collingbine (Cats way) or Pickle Rouse Road (Sunny's way). Pickle was a little black cat.

[Boboff]

Mine would be Randy Huge * Cats way, and Everard * monkey S4's way.

[foot-loose]

Everard * monkey

Thats one letter away from being blasphemous!

[claradooblue]

Mine would be Tinkerbell Rhodes or Tinkerbell Wells Road - confusingly.