[Vivienne]

It's complex when you have a sore bonce. :-0

[Console]

You must have someone smack you on the head with a hammer every bloody morning.

[Vivienne]

Don't be so bloody cheeky. sometimes I do get it right. I shall practice some more.

p.s. I'm gonna smack you with a hammer.

[catherine]

Hahaha you two are like a married couple

[claradooblue]

It's rather sweet. Like an episode of Terry and June - who will sit on the collapsing deck-chair?

[Yudster]

More like Kermit and Miss Piggy.

[Zoot]

More like Kermit and Miss Piggy.

Nooo, Laural and Hardy!

[nade]

which makes you wonder even more as to why he's now been put on the sex offenders list.

I think this is obvious. It's so that other cyclists who are living nearby know about him.

However, this'll also mean they will have to check on their bikes during the night and/or in the morning.

[Zoot]

But it say's nothing about him not owning his bike
If he was in a street doing it with someone else's bike, then ok
But he didn't, and he was in his room, with the door locked, on his own

[Vivienne]

It's just vile. I can't believe my thread has turned from cakes, chox and e-bay into this.

[MK Chris]

The thread is called "Vices" (which relates surprisingly well to the subject matter for one of your posts); you must have guessed it would have an element of sexualism in it.

You may not have guessed a bike would be involved.

[Vivienne]

No, you're right! I didn't expect it to turn quite THAT weird.

[Sunny So Cal]

Really? I did

[nade]

No, you're right! I didn't expect it to turn quite THAT weird.

First honest thing I thought of when I read the thread title was these:

[Andy B]

A vice is fixed, a G-clamp is positionable, so is a sash-clamp.

[S4B]

My vices are many and numerous and I'm not going to post any of them. I think most of you know what they are anyway

[S4B]

I can live without chocolate

[Yudster]

I'm so boring. I have genuinely been trying to think what I could classify as a vice - I actually think my biggest vice is spending so much time on these boards!

[foot-loose]

I spend far too much time on here. It scares me.

[MK Chris]

It scares you?! Look at my "joined" date.

[foot-loose]

You are beyond help though. A decent psychologist could still save me.

[MK Chris]

...you hope.

[Vivienne]

I just love your Hampden pic, Foots this is the best one yet.

[Vivienne]

First honest thing I thought of when I read the thread title was these:

is that a vibrator, because it looks like something I was reading about in a magazine just a couple of days ago. There's a website where you can purchase them. Can't remember the name.

[MK Chris]

If that looks like one of your vibrators, you must have a funny shaped fanny.