[catherine]

12?!?! you were having sex with yourself at 12????? Like proper up the punarni?!

[claradooblue]

Yes. I used to fantasize about going off to guide camp and have encounters with boy scouts - randomly.

[catherine]

So you lost your virginity to a recorder?

[claradooblue]

Looking at it like that - i suppose so. Oh well. At least i didn't have to cook for it afterwards.

[S4B]

Looking at it like that - i suppose so. Oh well. At least i didn't have to cook for it afterwards.

You could've cooked it Viv's left over vegetables!

[kendra k]

Looking at it like that - i suppose so. Oh well. At least i didn't have to cook for it afterwards.

You could've cooked it Viv's left over vegetables!

that's enough to turn me off of being a vegetarian.

[catherine]

become a fruitarian no one has mentioned bananas yet.

[Yudster]

I had a boyfriend once who liked to introduce fruit into the proceedings. He didn't last long.

[Sunny So Cal]

no one has mentioned bananas yet.

give it time
besides, wouldn't bananas erm mash & get soft right away??
bananas? recorders? carrots? it's like some odd music recital. I feel grubby

[S4B]

Not if you leave the skin on Sunny

[Uglybob]

has anyone done the "the one that holds wood, thats my favourite vice" gag yet, i cant be arsed reading 5 pages

[Vivienne]

Claradoo... it's just plain cheaper than omaxes.