[foot-loose]

*puts clothes on*

[Yudster]

My Scottish colleague here makes porridge with water instead of milk, and adds salt. She says it's completely revolting, but reminds her of home. Well if thats the way they eat in Edinburgh, I'd be trying to forget it. I like my porridge with milk, extra cream, golden syrup and sultanas. And it has to be proper porridge, none of your "instant oats" rubbish.

[Vivienne]

Foot-loooooosssseee!

[foot-loose]

WILMAAAA!

(go on Console, you know you want to...)

[Console]

I'm not saying it, but I'm certainly thinking it loudly.

[Vivienne]

(Futurama).

[Yudster]

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


See, I can do it too.

[MK Chris]

I guess I would recommend porridge. It is said that if you are truly Scottish, then you would add salt to the porridge, which I don't do, so clearly I am some kind of traitor.

I would only recommend Porridge if it starred Ronnie Barker, the other kind is disgusting.

[foot-loose]

Unfortunatly, my breakfast certainly didn't star Ronnie Barker.

[nade]

Unfortunatly, my breakfast certainly didn't star Ronnie Barker.

Mind you, he's so short you may not have noticed!

[Yudster]

Are you getting your Ronnies muddled nade?

[nade]

Are you getting your Ronnies muddled nade?

*sighs* Yep, afraid so... suprised I did considering I used to love watching them on TV with their Phantom Raspberry Blower sketches.

[MK Chris]

Four candles?

[Yudster]

Your nuts, m'lord.

[MK Chris]

And we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with The Hatchback of Notre Dame.

[foot-loose]

And we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with The Hatchback of Notre Dame.

Hah - brilliant.

The man was a genius.

[foot-loose]

lol owned

[MK Chris]

As far as I know you don't have these things over there, but then I've never been to America, as far west I've gone from Kent is Wales.

Have you never been abroad?

Yes, been to France and Belgium. I never said I've never gone further than Kent eastily.

Clearly I didn't read your post as thoroughly as I thought.

lol owned

Don't start that bollocks, otherwise I'll kick your tartan arse.

[foot-loose]

Hahahaha

like you need to ask.

Scotland 1 - 0 Topherland

[MK Chris]

Only due to the fact that I couldn't win a fight with Stephen Hawking.

[foot-loose]

Awww.

I would probably be crap anyway. I've never been in a fight. I would scream like a lassie and run away.

[MK Chris]

I've not really either. I had a scuffle with a guy at school once, in drama when the teacher was out the room. I kinda won, but he then wanted to have a proper fight outside, which I refused to do because he was a little ferret-boy with hard mates, who I knew he would get involved.

[foot-loose]

A tube of a lad that used to sit beside me in art class would model penises (penisee?) out of clay and stick them in my ear.

It hasn't affected me. No no. Not at all. Beep.

*gets dressed in drag*

I should have possibly stood up for myself more.

[MK Chris]

A tube of a lad...

What?

[foot-loose]

Is that not an insult in engerland?

I've never thought about it before. Exchange the word "tube" for "tit" and you get the gist.