[S4B]

Everyone to Yudster's for Christmas!

[Yudster]

Ok - but bring a chair, I don't have very many. And a table too.

[Ballbag]

And can we play "keys in a bowl" at the end of the night.

[Vivienne]

that's filth, Balls!

[S4B]

And can we play "keys in a bowl" at the end of the night.

You know you'll end up with me not Yuds and then you'll spend all night vomitting Yuds' delicious food!

[Ballbag]

It's a lifestyle choice Div.... (P.S. ladies, my keys have got a red circle key ring on it, so fight over that)

[Yudster]

And can we play "keys in a bowl" at the end of the night.

You lot can do what you like - me and Mr Yudster have our own plans.

[kendra k]

could you put a green bean on for me? i'm really not looking forward to the "inlaws" for the holidays, but that's because they are wholesome and christian and i was raised by wolves.

[Sunny So Cal]

yours, too, huh? Half of my inlaws are Southern Baptist missionaries...
(No, I'm not kidding)

[Yudster]

could you put a green bean on for me? i'm really not looking forward to the "inlaws" for the holidays, but that's because they are wholesome and christian and i was raised by wolves.

We're wholesome and Christian too - but I don't think that means we have to be boring. I hope it doesn't anyway, or I'm in BIG trouble. And yes, I will do you a green bean curry if you like.

[Sunny So Cal]

I wasn't implying "boring" -- mine tend to be judgmental. Their old favorite passtime was to condemn everyone to Hell. Ah, good times.

Green bean curry? I'm coming, too.

[MK Chris]

What is it with Americans and green bean curry?

[Sunny So Cal]

Not green beans in particular, Toph, but both Kendra and I are vegetarians. When you go to dinner parties you tend to eat only the veggie side dishes unless someone has made a meat-free entree.

[Yudster]

I always cater properly for vegetarians. Vegans can be a little tricky (as can Vogons), but it all keeps you creative.

[MK Chris]

Ah, I knew Kendra was a vegan, didn't know about you.

[kendra k]

all the cool kids are vegetarians!

wholesome christian doesn't necessarily mean boring, but they don't have a wicked sense of humour. they mostly like to talk about family members and say (sincerely), "ahh, that's so nice." at the end of every story.

[Sunny So Cal]

Yes, those Vogons just sit around reciting poetry.

[Yudster]

wholesome christian doesn't necessarily mean boring, but they don't have a wicked sense of humour. they mostly like to talk about family members and say (sincerely), "ahh, that's so nice." at the end of every story.

You don't need to be a christian, wholesome or otherwise, to be like that. Just a little dull.

[foot-loose]

Is wholesome better than wholemeal? Or wholegrain? Or is a seeded batch the future?

[Yudster]

Wholemeal is best. All the others are just trying to make you think you're getting something healthy, but if it doesn't say wholeMEAL, you aren't getting the bran. So next time you buy a christian, if you want to make sure you are getting the whole christian with nothing taken away, ignore the wholesome ones and pick up a wholemeal christian. You know it makes sense.

[foot-loose]

See - while I agree with you, I also have information that a seeded christian is pretty good for you as well? I do think that white christians are just fake, manufactured, bleached nonsense.*


*Woo - that could get me in trouble if misquoted!

[claradooblue]

Chocolate brioch Christians are best, as they have an exiting tasty centre.

[Yudster]

I'm not sure I trust any of your opinions on this. I think we really should be consulting a lion about it, after all, christians have traditionally formed a significant part of the diet of lions.