[Bonanzoid]

Can we just ignore him now? His moronic ramblings are getting me down.

[Yudster]

Er - just so you all know, the Dragons Den man was Martin Cowley, not steve walker..........he was actually less stupid by quite some way than steve walker too.

[Ballbag]

aaaaaaah hence him not answering all of the beef jerky questions.

Hmmmmm he probably thought I was odd.

[Zoot]

Hmmmmm he probably thought I was odd.

But that almost NEVER happens...

[Ballbag]

Tis the first time.

[Ballbag]

Tis the first time.

[Yudster]

Ha, ironic deja vu!

[Andy B]

I thought today's show was brilliant. Mad dream ramblings with Dolly Parton, Chris' inner monologue while the rest of the team tlak about dieting and cutting back on booze. Chris savaging Dave quite savagely for trying to interfere in his cutting back on the booze. Dave taking the gay stereotypes just that little bit too far so Stonewall will probably get on Chris' back once again.

Any show where I have to bury my face in the paper or stuff my hand into my mouth to stop me laughing out loud on the train is a great show! I got some very strange looks, found out it appeared I was laughing about the story of 10 year old prostitutes. think I'll get a different carriage tomorrow.

[Vivienne]

i think you have made such a massive tit of yourself today console ... even jordan would be pleased!

Leave him alone, Steve Walker... come and pick on me!

[Boboff]

Any show where I have to bury my face in the paper or stuff my hand into my mouth to stop me laughing out loud on the train is a great show! I got some very strange looks, found out it appeared I was laughing about the story of 10 year old prostitutes. think I'll get a different carriage tomorrow.

This reminded me of last night, we were watching the secret millionaire, and me and the enemy were all a bit tearful at the reveal at the end and then they showed the picture of the lovely lady in the Wheel chair in her wedding dress and both literally fell on the floor laughing, I know it is not nice to laugh at disabled people, and honestly if it weren't so bloody funny we would not have done, but boy did she look funny ! ( I bet she's not that bothered as she got five grand out of it ) We were still crying with laughter 30 minutes later, Mrs Boboff is dreadfully prone to the giggles once she starts, and that makes me laugh even more. Best TV in ages I think ( that and Mr C asking Lewis Hamilton if he had Pubes yet !)

[Johnny Karate]

I was nearly crying with laughter to myself at work as well...Thought I would get sacked... I saw the greatest piece of graffiti ever y'see. There's a massive billboard with a photo of a policeman on, it says "SPEEDING, WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?" and underneath someone had scrawled "NEED A CRAP" in massive letters........... aaaah it's still getting me now...

[foot-loose]

... i'm sure I've seen a photo of that online somewhere...



Have I just pissed on your bonfire?? Have I? Well?

I think so.

Either that, or that photo was taken near where you live.

[Andy B]

He doesn't actually say he saw the actual bilboard or that it was anywhere near where he lived. He just says "there's a massive billboard.....". He does say he's seen some graffiti but he has done, and now so have I.

[foot-loose]

Shush.

I pissed on his bonfire and he knows it. Don't wave your technical mumbo jumbo willy at me.

[Sunny So Cal]

How does that work?

[Johnny Karate]

*Blocks foots piss with a golf umbrella and a vase*... I got an email with loads of them on!

[Ezza]

How does that work?

it doesn't. it doesn't need to either. under this new regime whatever foots and andy and lottie says goes. as personal secretary to the leader, it is my place to say this

[foot-loose]

*Blocks foots piss with a golf umbrella and a vase*

i'm trying to picture how that would work...?

[Andy B]

I now have this horrible mental image of your's and Mr Lalottie's bedroom/bathroom activites and I fell quite ill.....

How does that work?

it doesn't. it doesn't need to either. under this new regime whatever foots and andy and lottie says goes. as personal secretary to the leader, it is my place to say this

Mwahahahahaa! The Empire groweth!

[Sunny So Cal]

How does that work?

it doesn't. it doesn't need to either. under this new regime whatever foots and andy and lottie says goes. as personal secretary to the leader, it is my place to say this

I feel compelled to point out at this juncture that I was asking how the "technical mumbo jumbo willy waving" worked -- not the wee on the bonfire issue, but no matter, Madam Secretary. I bow to the powers that be. Up with sausages!

[S4B]

I'm a bit worried about this revolution, it seems to be being run by people who are obsessed with sausages, platypuses and Octopuses. I'm scared for the future of the world!

[S4B]

Hmmmm I may opt for the sausages

[S4B]

**Quakes and hides**

[foot-loose]

Hmmmm I may opt for the sausages

sausagee.

[S4B]

See this is the kind of thing I'm talking about