[Vivienne]

Your sentence doesn't seem to rhyme.

[claradooblue]

it does it does it does. Goddammit. Pair. Spare. Stair(s).No?

[Vivienne]

Ok, calm down! It rhymes... well done!!

there was a girl called Clara,
who got taken away in a wheelbarra.

[MK Chris]

That only works if you say "Clara" as in "Cla ra", whereas I would think its "Clar a".

[Vivienne]

there was a young man called topher,
who got hit by a bopher,
First he was fine, then he was nine,
.... and that was that.

[claradooblue]

And then got hit on the head with a marra(w).

Phew. Thank you for your praise. I won't need the lithium after all.

[MK Chris]

What exactly is a "bopher"?

[claradooblue]

Wierd posting co-incidence. Topher was being hit with a bopher the same time that i was being hit with a marra. I blame the moon.

[Vivienne]

a bopher is an appliance that wipes out tophers.

[Zoot]

What exactly is a "bopher"?

I think its a retired cricket player.

[foot-loose]

there was a young man called topher,
who got hit by a bopher,
First he was fine, then he was nine,
.... and that was that.

I've no idea what that means, but it made me laugh.

Flute rhymes with Zoot.

[Zoot]

there was a young man called topher,
who got hit by a bopher,
First he was fine, then he was nine,
.... and that was that.

I've no idea what that means, but it made me laugh.

Flute rhymes with Zoot.

Obtuse rhymes with Foot-loose

[Yudster]

As do various forms of juice.

[Sunny So Cal]

Love the Peter Griffin pic. Now find a baby with Stewie's unusual skull structure

[Bonanzoid]

Would Hey Arnold count?

[Vivienne]

I'm going to get lots of exercise today. I'm off to the woods with my little radio.

[Sunny So Cal]

Hey Arnold wouldn't count because he's another cartoon character and one that is also inflicted with cranial distortion

[catherine]

alcomohol wouldn't the world be a better place if everybody was permanently drunk. it would be ever so funny.

[S4B]

But in some cases VERY annoying Cat!

[Andy B]

I'm hungover from Friday, party was great!

[Ezza]

I've finished my Christmas shopping

[kendra k]

i found a christmas present for mr kendra k. it's incredibly stupid, but it's something to open next week.

[Yudster]

What's making me laugh like an absolute lunatic is the new Irn Bru snowman advert. I have never seen anything so funny, and it could even make me buy the product.

[Vivienne]

haven't seen that yet, yuds. Iron Bru rocks however!

[Yudster]

It's bound to be on Youtube viv, it's completely hilarious.

How's the new job?