[catherine]

Yikes, this is getting cringeworthy now.

[S4B]

Why?

[catherine]

You are just so........old.

[S4B]

So? I can teach the young uns a few tricks and then pass them over for your enjoyment Cat

[ladbroke]

Flipping heck this topic's taken a turn, I only went away from my PC for 1/2 hour

[S4B]

NEVER leave a topic Ladbroke or do you want me to include you in the lesson thing?

[ladbroke]

You should never give up learning is what I say! But as for leaving the topic, I'm meant to be 'working' so completely unavoidable

[foot-loose]

I was on about a boyfriend you have left at home for a nightout.

Ah, well it has to be said, I've never left a boyfriend at home when going out (for the night, or otherwise).

haha

Nice.

[S4B]

WHY ARE YOU NOT IN THE CHATROOM MR LOOSE?

[Console]

Ah, so you do have a horse called Binky.

[S4B]

ONLY ON OCCASION MR CONSOLE! MY SCYTHE IS A MIRACLE TO BEHOLD!

[foot-loose]

I'm busy.

And stop shouting.

[S4B]

I AM MORT! I AM ALLOWED TO SHOUT! ASK CONSOLE

[Console]

I AM MORT! I AM ALLOWED TO SHOUT! ASK CONSOLE

You're not shouting, you're simply becoming realer than other people.

[foot-loose]

I thought it was DEATH THAT SPOKE LIKE THAT?

Not Mort. Did Mort not get his Princess and live happily ever after?

[Console]

Mort did talk like that, for a while, when he (essentially) became Death. If memory serves, he was brought forth when the Wizards invoked the Rite of AshkEnte because he had become more like 'Death' than Death was.

[S4B]

Exactly Console! Although I could be Death or Mort, I'm not fussed either way. IT GIVES ME THE RIGHT TO SPEAK LIKE THIS!

**drunkled**

[catherine]

I have no clue what you lot are on about but i am eating cream crackers.

[Ezza]

I'm incredibly confused. So i'm going to go get food.

[foot-loose]

Ahhhh, but the last I checked (and granted, i've not read the whole series) DEATH WAS STILL TALKING LIKE THIS. Mort wasn't.

Foot-loose - 87
S4B - 2

And Console, was it not the real Death that was brought forward and thats how the whole problem got solved? Whats his name - the servant guy... Albert. He went and kicked up a fuss at the University?

[Console]

And Console, was it not the real Death that was brought forward and thats how the whole problem got solved? Whats his name - the servant guy... Albert. He went and kicked up a fuss at the University?

Very possibly actually, it's been a while since I read Mort. I seem to remember some sort of whirlpool-esque phenomenon happening around Mort when the Rite was being invoked, but it may have been unrelated, I can't remember without looking it up.

[Ezza]

What are we talking about? I can't be bothered to read through the whole thread.

[Console]

We're talking about Mort and Death.

[foot-loose]

And Console, was it not the real Death that was brought forward and thats how the whole problem got solved? Whats his name - the servant guy... Albert. He went and kicked up a fuss at the University?

Very possibly actually, it's been a while since I read Mort. I seem to remember some sort of whirlpool-esque phenomenon happening around Mort when the Rite was being invoked, but it may have been unrelated, I can't remember without looking it up.

You might be right there - my memory fails me as well.

Ezza - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mort

[S4B]

I stopped reading at Mort therefore MORT STILL TALKS LIKE THIS