[Zoot]

On the 18th of Jan Gordon Ramsey is doing a live cook along thing on Channel 4, where he cooks a 3 course meal live on TV and you can cook along with him.
The menu is
Starter
Pan roasted scallops with tomato and herb salsa

Main
Steak and chips with a rocket and Parmesan salad

Dessert
Chocolate mousse

Think I'm gonna have a crack at this, sounds fun!

Anyway, as an added bonus, according to the website -

Joining Gordon on the show will be self-confessed culinary disaster area Chris Moyles. And as well as showing the nation how to cook a delicious three-course meal, Gordon will also be challenging Alan Carr and Max Beesley to take him on with their favourite recipes.

I've not heard him mention this on air though.

[Yudster]

I'll watch, it sounds like a good programme, but I don't actually need the instruction thanks. Apart from maybe the chocolate mousse there's nothing there that actually involves making anything. And I can already do chocolate mousse pretty well.

[S4B]

I'd have to put a TV in the kitchen!!! Not keen on scallops either but I'll watch just for culinary disaster Chris!

[Yudster]

Wow, how badly would you have to overcook a scallop to be able to grate it?!

[foot-loose]

Grated scallops?!

Are you sure that's what it is?

[TuckerGreyhound]

it could be grated dried scallops - lots of dried seafood in asian cooking

speaking of cooking, has the US version of Top Chef aired in the UK?

[foot-loose]

I believe the orangey parts are the male genitalia. These are the things you get taught when working at a fish counter.

This is why not all scallops have the orangey bit.

[Sunny So Cal]

And to think someone recently called the lot of us a bunch of boring arseholes, saddos and pillocks. Genital Garnishes? How delightful. Well done, Ms. Lottie.

[Zoot]

Ooh no wonder I love it then! Can't beat a bit of genitals garnishing your food.

I'm debating wether or not that's my new sig...

[Yudster]

Well genitals garnishing your food is one way of reading "Genital Garnish" - another way would be food garnishing your genitals, which would have its own unique appeal I imagine.