The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Yudster
#322460
Console's been spending too much time with Viv. And Footy - well, with him, it's just proximity. Such things travel through the air.
By Console
#322464
Console's been spending too much time with Viv.


What drives you to the conclusion that I've been spending any time with Viv (which would be, in and of itself, too much)?
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By Zoot
#322473
"When the sun sets, even the smallest man will cast a long shadow."


"you can't do better than a Quick Fit fitter"
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By Yudster
#322481
Teltely, make tea bags - make tea.
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By Andy B
#322536
"A finger of Fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat!"
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By MK Chris
#322542
Isn't it "Tetley, make tea bags, make beer."?

No. Surely that wouldn't make sense, how can tea bags make beer, ya daft bint?
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By Andy B
#322547
"Only the crumbliest, flakiest chocolate, tastes like chocolate never tasted before"
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By S4B
#322551
Isn't it "Tetley, make tea bags, make beer."?

No. Surely that wouldn't make sense, how can tea bags make beer, ya daft bint?



It was a parody and piss take ya muppet! Don't use that B word!

"I'm a secret lemonade drinker...R Whites, R Whites, R Whites Lemonade"
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By Andy B
#322557
"Will it be chips or jacket spuds? Will it be salad or frozen peas? Will it be mushrooms? Fried onion rings? You'll have to wait and see. Hope it's chips its chips! We hope its chips its chips! We hope its chips its chips!......"
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By MK Chris
#322601
"Um Bongo, Um Bongo they drink it in the Congo............"

Best one yet.
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By Vivienne
#322633
Console's been spending too much time with Viv.


What drives you to the conclusion that I've been spending any time with Viv (which would be, in and of itself, too much)?


I think you will find that I don't really like to spend time with the untruthful, yuds. Thanx.
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By Yudster
#322656
Can't blame you Viv!