[MK Chris]

Sinead? Well that's just wrong. You're not Irish.
GI Jane? You're not American.

You also missed the vital fact that I'm not female.

[Andy B]

I thought you were a bit of a rough looking lezza was all! Blimey, you learn something new every day.

[Sunny So Cal]

Sinead? Well that's just wrong. You're not Irish.
GI Jane? You're not American.

You also missed the vital fact that I'm not female.

No I didn't

[MK Chris]

Haha thanks.

Also (I would like to think) I don't have my head as far up my own arse as Sinead O'Connor has.

Someone else also mentioned Ewan McGregor today, which you may think was a compliment.. until you consider that the actual words they used were "that guy out of Trainspotting". So Ewan McGregor on heroin. Cheers.

[Sunny So Cal]

How retarded are the people around you?! You're not Scottish either. You're just a young Englishman with questionable taste in wallpaper who resembles a heroin addict.

[S4B]

Did their guide dog communicate that to them?? You look nothing like the gorgeous Ewan!

[MK Chris]

Haha thanks for your support both of you.. I'll remember.

[foot-loose]

Haha thanks for your support both of you.. I'll remember.

I have a feeling that THEY are the ones remembering YOUR 'support', somehow...

[S4B]

Haha thanks for your support both of you.. I'll remember.

I have a feeling that THEY are the ones remembering YOUR 'support', somehow...

I don't know what you mean!

Topher may be interested to know that according to the "What is your biological age?" survey he just sent me I am 28! I'm feeling pretty smug! (and I was honest about the drink, prescription drugs, weight and smoking!)

[Sunny So Cal]

Hang on!! I said I liked Toph's hair. I only repeated what the imbeciles he's come in contact with have said. Obviously I don't agree with them. Let's be sensible. He in no way resembles Ewan McGregor either playing a junkie or Obi Wan

[MK Chris]

I've just had the following message from an old friend I haven't seen for ages:

I will call you "slaphead" when I see you. Is it more aerodynamic when your playing table tennis. Do you move faster?

[MK Chris]

Hang on!! I said I liked Toph's hair. I only repeated what the imbeciles he's come in contact with have said. Obviously I don't agree with them. Let's be sensible. He in no way resembles Ewan McGregor either playing a junkie or Obi Wan

You're just a young Englishman with questionable taste in wallpaper who resembles a heroin addict.

[Sunny So Cal]

Well that's just rude. You should reply, "Not only that but it's wicked for sanding wood furniture and ping pong paddles."

[MK Chris]

It's not ping pong.

Whiff-whaff I can handle.

[Yudster]

What prompted the decision to be so drastic Topher? Was it us?! (I like it by the way).

[MK Chris]

I just fancied a bit of a change and Mrs Topher suggested that (which I was surprised about to be honest, but she likes it.)

The (serious) response has been generally positive actually, although apparently it does make me look older. At least I now know what I'll look like if I ever start going bald (which I may well do, I'm receding already.)

Another comparison has been made.. Ian Holloway. Well at least it's better than Sinead O'Connor.

[Boboff]

Toph, cough.....

Do something with the Eyebrows lad, they meet in the middle. Pluck them !

Hairs Cool though !

[MK Chris]

You're not the first person to mention the eyebrows actually.

[Vivienne]

You can get them waxed, tophs. Doesn't cost that much, and last weeks on end.

[MK Chris]

Yes but you would hear the screams from your house.

[Vivienne]

It's really not that bad. I used to get it done, until I just bought tweezers, and now do it myself.

[Sunny So Cal]

Don't pay for waxing. Just pluck them yourself or have Mrs. Toph do it. Just don't weenie out halfway through or you'll look odd.

[Vivienne]

That's why I stopped the waxing : didn't want to pay anymore, when I realised I could actually do this stuff for myself. Even eyebrow plucking at a beautician locally is around £8 - 9 nowadays.

[Sunny So Cal]

Hang on!! I said I liked Toph's hair. I only repeated what the imbeciles he's come in contact with have said. Obviously I don't agree with them. Let's be sensible. He in no way resembles Ewan McGregor either playing a junkie or Obi Wan

You're just a young Englishman with questionable taste in wallpaper who resembles a heroin addict.

I didn't see that last night as I was busy typing the one below it but I'll see you those two quotes of mine and raise you these two>>>>

Hang on!! I said I liked Toph's hair. I only repeated what the imbeciles he's come in contact with have said. Obviously I don't agree with them. Let's be sensible. He in no way resembles Ewan McGregor either playing a junkie or Obi Wan

Yay. You went with my suggestion! I love it, Toph. Looks great!

So there, ping-ponger! Now pluck the eyebrows

[Yudster]

I just reviewed the picture, and I have to say that is nowhere near the most comprehensive monobrow I have seen. It's not that bad at all. A monobrow on a man is fine.