[Bonanzoid]

Please, only a litter bit more?

[S4B]

Footy please give us one of your puns! My ears are bleeding!

[Andy B]

Actually all dogs love lager..I've seen it on You Tube!

[S4B]

Andy, please don't give your dog lager, she's too cute to die of liver failure!

[foot-loose]

Footy please give us one of your puns! My ears are bleeding!

*footy cat-a-pults into the convo*

Ach shush s4 - these puns are amewsing.

[Bonanzoid]

Haha. Ah, you had to weigh in.

Although, some of these are pretty poor standard, you've got to be kitten right?

[S4B]

Footy please give us one of your puns! My ears are bleeding!

*footy cat-a-pults into the convo*

Ach shush s4 - these puns are amewsing.

Very good.

Haha. Ah, you had to weigh in.

Although, some of these are pretty poor standard, you've got to be kitten right?

*decides Scotchlanders are odd and hides her head in a pillow*

[foot-loose]

Pah - these gags are easy, bonana. You could do them in any state. Even catatonic!

[Yudster]

Ahem.

Anyone heard from Cat? Cat anyone? Ok, I'll drop her a text.

[foot-loose]

way too obvious.

[Yudster]

No, actually I meant has anyone heard from Catherine? I was attempting to get away from the tangent but just after I posted I realised I had inadvertently perpetrated it. But I actually want to know how Cat(herine) is doing.

[kendra k]

i chatted to cat yesterday. she seemed pretty ok, but i guess she's going in again this week.

[catherine]

I'm alive, i just can't stand the NHS.

[S4B]

Stupid hospitals and stupid a&e and the stupid nhs is annoying me today. Oh and stupid mothers that say she wants to go home and takes me out of hospital when i'm still in agony and complains when i don't want to go to college after being up all night in pain.

Look, this was the first time you mentioned this ailment, HALLOWEEN! Shall we all come round and beat up the stupid consultants and Doctors for you?

[MK Chris]

Why did you randomly shout 'Halloween' in the middle of that post? Am I missing something.

[nade]

Bloody freight train on a new train line less than 50m from my flat trundling past at probably 10mpg at 4:30am waking me up

Eventually falling asleep again only to then sleep in and have 20 mins to wash/iron and half a cup of tea.

[MK Chris]

Ah I used to iron my shirts in the morning before I used them.. it's much better if you can get into the habit of doing them at the weekend, gives you more time in the morning.

[nade]

Ah I used to iron my shirts in the morning before I used them.. it's much better if you can get into the habit of doing them at the weekend, gives you more time in the morning.

Yeah, strangely I got into the habit of doing them while watching Top Gear. With it not being on the telly on Sunday nights is messing up my routine.

[Yudster]

Antiques Roadshow always makes me get the ironing board out and start ironing like a zombie, whether I need to or not. Ballykissangel used to have the same effect.

[Ezza]

I had to rush all my packing to be packed for 10, cause thats what time we were gonna be picked up, but now I'm not getting picked up till 11.30. So I'm wasting away time on here. Which isn't too bad i guess.

[Yudster]

What's just annoyed me is that it's someone's birthday today in the office, and they have brought in a big tin of home made chocolate brownies. Gorgeous squidgy, chewy slabs of delicious chocolatey yumptiousness, studded with satisfyingly large chunks of chocolate...........

I really really hate being ill.

[Vivienne]

Why can't you have sugar? Do you have diabetes, or something?

[Yudster]

Not diabetes, no - but for a variety of indirectly linked reasons, I can't have sugar at the moment. There is an element of choice about it, it won't kill me or anything, but it will possibly cause a few problems I'd rather not have to deal with. So having made my choice, I have to try to face the brownies with equanimity.

[Vivienne]

God, I don't know how you do it. I can do "no alcohol", but no sugar ? No Mars Bars, Twixes, Twirls, Cheesecake, Gateaux... crisis!!

[Yudster]

I keep telling myself it's worth it to feel reasonable. I'm not managing to be all that convincing though.

Willpower is a funny thing - sometimes (most of the time) mine is non-existent, but once it kicks in, it's like iron.