[MK Chris]

They read out the details all the time - phone, text, e-mail, website...

[Minnie the Minx]

What about "The Truth Hurts". Where Chris, Dave, Aled and Will all say a fact about themselves. One is the truth and the others are false. The caller has to identify the truth. If he does, then he gets to nominate someone to do a pre-empted forfeit, like eat a raw garlic clove, etc on the webcam. It rolls into a webcam feature as well.

Feedback guys and gals?

Lizzies Lies - just with a few extras.

[Stevo_trash]

vitty vitty Bang Bang is the future of radio. If jonathon ross had someone called 'vitty' in his team, you know he would have already of plundered this idea. So get in there quick before before he hires someone called vitty, hitty, smitty or bitty mclean.

How about...drum roll...
Aleds Fruit Salad

Aled purchases a fruit or vegatable and callers have to phone in to guess. The contestants will get help from 'greengrocer dave' who will give out very cryptic clues as to the identity of the offending fruit or vegatable.

This feature would be pivotal on 'plums' and 'cucumber' gags.

How about a feature, involving mr comedy dave called...

angel delight

Daves missus pre records a question, one involving something about her family or friends. A question which dave probably wouldn't know. He will go head to head with a caller who shall take turns in predicting the answer. if neither dave nor the caller gets the exact answer, will aled and chris shall hold a vote on who got the nearest to the answer.

[David]

angel delight

Daves missus pre records a question, one involving something about her family or friends. A question which dave probably wouldn't know. He will go head to head with a caller who shall take turns in predicting the answer. if neither dave nor the caller gets the exact answer, will aled and chris shall hold a vote on who got the nearest to the answer.

That sounds a good idea

[Stevo_trash]

dial a takeaway...from the company phone

each day moylesy phones up for the takeaway on the company phone, the idea is to measure which company offers the fastest, cost effective and friendly service. The statistics would be be governed by the king of the swingometer, (either will or dave) who would come up with an ingenious voting system to determine who is...

the delivery fast food king

the winner gets a nice certificate.

[odb983]

What about "The Truth Hurts". Where Chris, Dave, Aled and Will all say a fact about themselves. One is the truth and the others are false. The caller has to identify the truth. If he does, then he gets to nominate someone to do a pre-empted forfeit, like eat a raw garlic clove, etc on the webcam. It rolls into a webcam feature as well.

Feedback guys and gals?

Lizzies Lies - just with a few extras.

oh aye, i forgot about that. ta minnie i stand corrected

[Benjoo]

Maybe you should keeping these features a secret, stevo for when you have your own show. Or have you a massive back catalogue of them

[Uglybob]

I suspect has has about 50 of these

[ZAQAZ_]

I have 3472309

[Stevo_trash]

* staines?

[Benjoo]

I have 3472309 pictures of farmyard animals that i like to take out when im alone.................and naked

You disgust me.

[Gigglyboots]

Eurgh, thats just twisted.

[Sidders]

Hilarious. So funny, I forgot to laugh.

[Jonny Hoare]

What about radio russian roulette where all the ba's from the Chris moyles show have to come up with a comedic item of immense or be shot.

or what about

The Son Of Cheesily- listners email in a song title relating to a topical phrase or event

or The human Zoo- where people ring up unscreened and perform party pieces

[Benjoo]

did i hear wrong or did mark and lard say it was the last son of cheesily

[Uglybob]

no it was the last "what did i see etc"
They are off for a week so Emma Blandy fills in.

[Jonny Hoare]

emma b does a fair job. i'm sure she won't blow it

[Nablo.]

I'm sorry to hear that Jonny bet thats what all the ladies so to you thou.