[Bridgie]

hi everyone, just looking at my emails now and i thought i'd have a look at some of the subjects of the filtered junk mail. if they were all real i could:

1) hypnotize women to bed

2) eliminate debt in 3 minutes

and

3) have herbal penis enlargements

anyone else get any funny or really strange ones

bridgie

[jc]

I have an e-mail address which is very web-accessible, so in the past month I've had e-mails which promise:

• Cheap cigarettes
• $400/day part time through working
• Infection of my computer by numerous trojans
• Millions made through trading of penny stocks in many markets
• I can Accept Credit Cards Today! (tm)
• A free life insurance quote
• Extended Auto Warranties
• 100% Free Adult sites/webcams that absolutely don't require a credit card
• I can buy Viagra on-line
• Free supply of a miracle health discovery
• Investing for dummy's [sic]
• Free Adult DVDs, no gimmicks!
• Guaranteed Instant Approval
• Mortgage rates at an all time LOW
• Millions of dollars from Nigeria/South Africa/Kazakhstan/etc
• I can be young and healthy forever

...among other things. Sad, really. - jc

[Adam]

looks like jc has covered them all then

adam

[Bridgie]

about a year ago i got an email from some guy who must have spent hours typing this huge email trying to sell me loads of drugs. it wasnt a huge forwrd to a mailing list but someone had found a forward and typed out loads of names off it. it had introduction packages and things. quite scary really as it looked straight forward enough to get in contact.

[jc]

Oh yes, there's also this gem:

• Want a big/bigger d***/p****?
• ADD INCHES

etc etc. - jc

[Uglybob]

I have an e-mail address which is very web-accessible, so in the past month I've had e-mails which promise:

• Cheap cigarettes
• $400/day part time through working
• Infection of my computer by numerous trojans
• Millions made through trading of penny stocks in many markets
• I can Accept Credit Cards Today! (tm)
• A free life insurance quote
• Extended Auto Warranties
• 100% Free Adult sites/webcams that absolutely don't require a credit card
• I can buy Viagra on-line
• Free supply of a miracle health discovery
• Investing for dummy's [sic]
• Free Adult DVDs, no gimmicks!
• Guaranteed Instant Approval
• Mortgage rates at an all time LOW
• Millions of dollars from Nigeria/South Africa/Kazakhstan/etc
• I can be young and healthy forever

...among other things. Sad, really. - jc

forgot about
Hi im impersonating Chris Moyles because im a saddo with nothing better to do

[jc]

Only reason I didn't mention that one was because I don't list an e-mail address in my profile. - jc

[Adam]

i was waiting for that. Bob- Do you have a Job?

Only reason I didn't mention that one was because I don't list an e-mail address in my profile. - jc

what? you weren't in mind anyway

[Uglybob]

no i dont, not for the want of trying

[Adam]

you must have a lot of time on your hands as well...

it was a bit of fun..

[MK Chris]

That is the first time I've seen Vicky Marsden and now I wish I hadn't!
Bloody hell, minger, I always thought her voice was quite sexy!

[Adam]

lol- oh dear. face for radio one

[Nablo.]

How old is she? She looks in her early 40's

[Adam]

her voice is quiet sexy, the face isn't

[jc]

Quite a patronising look on her face, too. How appropriate. - jc

[Uglybob]

i think its an unflattering photo of her, i think she looks better than that.

[pond life]

JC

Oh yes, there's also this gem:

* Want a big/bigger d***/p****?
* ADD INCHES

I could do with that website as mine is so small I haven't seen it for ages

[bob_fleming]

I think vicky is quite nice, adn has a sexy voice UB is right she is nicer, if you are awake check the web cam of her on her show!!


Cheers



James