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By foot-loose
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Don't you usually?

haha.

Lalottie is getting a twix for winning the "what text message that dave read out this morning was mine?" competition.

She prefers kit kats like all normal people. Get her a kit kat.
By foot-loose
#329126
No I don't! Twix is better and will kick kit kat arse anyday.

Have you seen that advert for twix? Every time you eat one, you are, in essence, helping commit Twix Genocide! It's partner is even forced to watch knowing that it is about to suffer a similar fate!

Shocking.
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By Bonanzoid
#329143
That sucks Charla. Back in MY day it was 30/35 to pass, and then something in the Hazard Perception, I forget, although I remember getting 63.

As for you foots, Twix >> Kit Kat. There's no competition, at all.
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By MK Chris
#329164
Have you seen that advert for twix? Every time you eat one, you are, in essence, helping commit Twix Genocide! It's partner is even forced to watch knowing that it is about to suffer a similar fate!

Shocking.

While I've not seen the advert, I imagine the simple solution would be to stuff two in your mouth at the same time.

That sucks Charla. Back in MY day it was 30/35 to pass, and then something in the Hazard Perception, I forget, although I remember getting 63.

It was 30 out of 35 for me as well.. it was 45 I think on the hazard perception, but that was a piece of piss.. it was new when I took it though, I think the pass rate may have gone up since then.

I am smiling because I have tickets to the Feeling next month from Mrs Topher.
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By MK Chris
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Oh, that must have been what it was when I did it as well then. I thought they'd have raised it as it was new when I did it. I got 73 I think.
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By MK Chris
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Also (apologies for the double-post, but I've just seen this) this is making me laugh.
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By nade
#329337
Also (apologies for the double-post, but I've just seen this) this is making me laugh.
haha... the manager's first comment was he needs to fix the till to stop it printing the messages in future. He then apologies, i'll bet they don't go back for a free meal.
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By Yudster
#329342
Yes, it's interesting that he seems to think the offence is actually that it got printed, rather than that it was said and done in the first place. He doesn't seem overly bothered about the appalling service either. I'm assuming that as he is being referred to an "the manager" he works for someone else - I imagine whoever that is will be none to pleased by this.
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By MK Chris
#329343
I was laughing about that last night, the bit where it says "Joe Delucci's owner Mr Langsdon said the message had been meant to be seen only by kitchen staff" (which would also imply not just the manager.. one to avoid, possibly!)
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Good job, Charla.
I'm happy because it's raining. Again. Well, not a proper rain. A sprinkle or a slight mist but when you're driving it looks like rain.
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By MK Chris
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This may be old to the Americans..
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By Vivienne
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It's almost the weekend... wey hey!! :-) I'm training for Sport Relief on Saturday, I think, in the afternoon! Hopefully, the sun will be back by then. :-)
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By Yudster
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wurzel wrote:
No i got the point, i just chose to ignore it. Dont patronise me just because im younger than you.



Ok! No patronising here then. LEARN TO USE APOSTROPHE'S and CAPITAL LETTERS!


That made me laugh like a drain. I'm not above patronising, so here we go -S4B love, it's "apostrophes", not "apostrophe's" .............hehehehehehe
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By MK Chris
#329604
He's constantly entertaining!! You just have to "wake up" (so to speak) to the humour. :-)


Oh right, that'll be it then.

That made me laugh.
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By Yudster
#329617
And all is blooming and pink and fluffy in Console/Viv land again it seems - until next time.
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By Yudster
#329736
This made me laugh today - When her son attempted to hire a hit man to kill her and her husband, the response of the Kansas City woman was -

"He's never done anything like this before."
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By Andy B
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Catching a theif in my shop and getting him nicked (although having to spend 2 hours giving a statement wasn't fun)

Oh and taking lots of money from one of the most notorious conmen in Brtisih Gambling cricles today as well! You have to get up very early in the morning to catch me out!
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