[foot-loose]

Wurzel, for gods sake enrol at Sarcasm Recognition School before I have to kill you!

It's like the SAS but further down the alphabet.

[wurzel]

Wurzel, for gods sake enrol at Sarcasm Recognition School before I have to kill you!

Ive graduated with honours thank you. However, i think you need to go back to kinder garten on how to notice a poor joke

[Ballbag]

Is there such a thing as a "learn to use punctuation school"?

[Yudster]

Wurzel sadly failed the course at "How To Cover Your Tracks" school. Probably need to re-sit that one.

[wurzel]

Is there such a thing as a "learn to use punctuation school"?

ThEre is but i got KickeD out In the 11st two Weeks

[pjordan2000]

However, i think you need to go back to kinder garten on how to notice a poor joke

Is there such a thing as a "learn to use punctuation school"?

ThEre is but i got KickeD out In the 11st two Weeks

I've noticed one.....

[MK Chris]

Wurzel, for gods sake enrol at Sarcasm Recognition School before I have to kill you!

Ive graduated with honours thank you. However, i think you need to go back to kinder garten on how to notice a poor joke

Hahaha.

Nice try.

[wurzel]

However, i think you need to go back to kinder garten on how to notice a poor joke

Is there such a thing as a "learn to use punctuation school"?

ThEre is but i got KickeD out In the 11st two Weeks

I've noticed one.....

Really? Where?!

Although to be honest, "11st" was a completely genuine mistake!

[timp]

I think Wurzel may have been showing some signs of using sarcasm.

Or did he miss pjordan's point?

[Zoot]

Wurzel is the equivalent of a broken pencil.

Genius

[Bonanzoid]

A broken pencil is more like a free roaming dog - no lead.

[Mark in Sweden]

hej, you are all a friendly bunch of people!

Have any of you been to Sweden/Sverige....?

Also do you watch the Eurovision Song Contest!

[foot-loose]

Have any of you been to Sweden/Sverige....?

I've been to Ikea so that's kinda the same thing...

Also do you watch the Eurovision Song Contest!

Only to laugh at the brilliance of Mr Wogan.

Wogan forever!

[wurzel]

8O

hej, you are all a friendly bunch of people!

Have any of you been to Sweden/Sverige....?

Also do you watch the Eurovision Song Contest!

We try not to be.

Same as Foots, been to Ikea.

I try to avoid it like the plague! Always the same countries who do well after kissing each other's asses, countries like Germany, Holland, Austria. And Denmark, Finland and Sweden (no offence but its true). Any country that borders and is friendly(ish) with another country will get high points.

[Mark in Sweden]

8O

hej, you are all a friendly bunch of people!

Have any of you been to Sweden/Sverige....?

Also do you watch the Eurovision Song Contest!

We try not to be.

Same as Foots, been to Ikea.

I try to avoid it like the plague! Always the same countries who do well after kissing each other's asses, countries like Germany, Holland, Austria. And Denmark, Finland and Sweden (no offence but its true). Any country that borders and is friendly(ish) with another country will get high points.

Check out on Youtube, melodifestivalen. In Sweden we have 6 weeks of specials to pick our entry. We love ESC.

[Yudster]

So do we, but for different reasons. In England, we don't still think it's about music! The rest of the participants are a bit slow to realise this, though a few have caught on.

[foot-loose]

The rest of the participants are a bit slow to realise this, though a few have caught on.

condescendingtastic!

[Yudster]

I know. Yesterday was "uneccessarily harsh" day, perhaps today is going to be "horribly patronising and condescending" day? I'll try to make it not, having been given an early heads-up.......

[Yudster]

It comes all too naturally I'm afraid. I prefer it when people kick me for it, it's a horrible habit.

[foot-loose]

I think you should have a patronising day.

Aww, you're so young. It's like you think your opinions count for something.

Bless.

[wurzel]

I think you should have a patronising day.

Aww, you're so young. It's like you think your opinions count for something.

Bless.

Aww bless. Your memory must have gone in your old age. For dear old Yuds was being a bit patronising yesterday.

Still, i guess memory loss is the first sign on old age eh Foots? :p

[catherine]

You really aren't funny are you wurzel.

[Yudster]

No he isn't, but it's fun watching him try.

Oooh look, there I go again!

[foot-loose]

I think you should have a patronising day.

Aww, you're so young. It's like you think your opinions count for something.

Bless.

Aww bless. Your memory must have gone in your old age. For dear old Yuds was being a bit patronising yesterday.

Still, i guess memory loss is the first sign on old age eh Foots? :p

"dear" old Yuds is patrionising every day ya muppet.

I don't know what the first sign of old age is. I've forgotten.

[S4B]

I love Eurovision! It's the best laugh of the year!