[foot-loose]

Some of you may have heard of this on other sites, hell - it's probably been done here before my time. It might work, it might fall flat on its arse - I know not. The basic premise is that we tell a story. The rules are that you are only allowed to tell six words at a time. You can take the story anywhere you want in your six words so long as it makes sense. The next person then has to continue from where you left off. You are not allowed to double post.

I shall kick things off...



"Once upon a time, there was...

[Ballbag]

a really really really crap thread.

[wurzel]

"Once upon a time, there was...

... A man who lived in a...

[Console]

...large, egg-shaped house. The End!

[Zoot]

...large, egg-shaped house. The End!

... IS NEAR he'd often cry, holding...

[AndyJ]

an apple and a picture of..

[Zoot]

... your mum. Suddenly the door opened..

[wurzel]

... your mum. Suddenly the door opened..

...And shocked, he looked up and...

[foot-loose]

... your mum. Suddenly the door opened..

...And shocked, he looked up and...

...looked smugly at Console who was...

[Console]

...locking this thread as it's crap?

[Vivienne]

until Viv came along and sang ...

[Bonanzoid]

"screw this, it's clichéd. The end!"

[Vivienne]

and sent us round the bend...

[MK Chris]

You can take the story anywhere you want in your six words so long as it makes sense.

Surely this rule pretty much bans Viv from playing?